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Despite recent Supreme Court ruling, the religious continue to oppress the LGBT community under "god's authority"

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Wordslinger

Wordslinger

TEOTWAWKI wrote:You remind me of Nimrod. He was behind building the tower of Babel supposedly high enough so he, the mighty hunter, could shoot an arrow into the sky and kill god. We all know that ended badly with all the languages being confused and mankind forming many separate tribes. People I guess,  were pretty upset at everyone being drowned. Yup that pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.

I've been following your discussion with Bob and want to join in. It's interesting to me how all the Christian religion melds perfectly with the acceptance of a monarchy having the inborn right to rule. There is no God and never has been. Your holy book was designed by people who absolutely believed that by birth, their kings or emperors were better than they were. No wonder Christianity's leaders have always sat right alongside or directly behind Kings, Queens and other creeps. Accordingly, people like you Teo must hate democracy.
Democracy is the antithesis of monarchical rule -- it starts with the concept that all men are free. Consider: the U.S.A. is a country of law or a theocracy -- it can't be both.

Actually, your argument, like that of the fundamentalist Christian county clerks in Kentucky, is that one's first loyalty must be to God not country. Which, of course, agrees with religious fundamentalists like Jews, Muslims, Catholics, etc. By stating your loyalty to God having precedence over the law of your land, you've made it clear you are an enemy of the United States of America which was theoretically built on a foundation of equality and law. Such a reality isn't the least surprising to an Atheist like me. I've always thought of religion -- any religion -- as my enemy.

Sal

Sal

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I always wondered why god wants us to be humble and meek.

You've not delved very deeply into all of this, have you?

TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

Deep enough. God doesn't want kings in that sense wordslinger. Fact is it was the people that wanted a king and actually demanded a king. They chose Saul because he was tall and looked the part. God told the people that all a king would do would be to tax them and get them into wars for profit. Basically God said you got me why do you need a king ? So no, God never espoused Kings and queens. Nor did he recommend democracy. He recommended a republic where law protected all men weak and strong.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Well when I woke up this morning and looked in the bathroom mirror, a big tumor has grown overnight on the side of my head.
I hope it's not too late to take back what I said about that god fellow.
That sucker doesn't bluff.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

TEOTWAWKI wrote:God told the people that all a king would do would be to tax them and get them into wars for profit.

Basically God said you got me why do you need a king ?

I bet God is trying to decide whether to vote for Rand Paul or for Donald Trump.
Because the first sentence fits Paul to a "t". But the next sentence is like listening to Trump.

TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

Bob wrote:
TEOTWAWKI wrote:God told the people that all a king would do would be to tax them and get them into wars for profit.

Basically God said you got me why do you need a king ?

I bet God is trying to decide whether to vote for Rand Paul or for Donald Trump.
Because the first sentence fits Paul to a "t".  But the next sentence is like listening to Trump.  


LOL leave it to you Bob to find the humor in it....thanks for the chuckle...I hope your tumor is benign and goes away on it's own....

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

You know it really is a remarkable coincidence,  that whenever God talks,  his ideas are always the same old ideas that humans have come up with.

You would think that somebody who creates universes and all could occasionally muster up something a little out of the ordinary.  

As universe creators go,  God doesn't sound any different than a variety  of human kings, dictators, gadflies and all the rest down through history.
In fact,  many of his ideas resemble the current crop of low energy politicians.
And some of his ideas resemble those of the high energy ones too.

I think we may have it wrong about God creating US in HIS image.
Sounds more like WE may have created God in OUR image.

TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

Here's an account of the profit Samuel warning what a king would mean to the people.


10Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for a king. 11He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16Your male and female servants and the best of your cattlec and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves


Funny back then The ruler only took a tenth of the people's produce...makes you long for the good ole days...LOL.

TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

Bob wrote:You know it really is a remarkable coincidence,  that whenever God talks,  his ideas are always the same old ideas that humans have come up with.

You would think that somebody who creates universes and all could occasionally muster up something a little out of the ordinary.  

As universe creators go,  God doesn't sound any different than a variety  of human kings, dictators, gadflies and all the rest down through history.
In fact,  many of his ideas resemble the current crop of low energy politicians.
And some of his ideas resemble those of the high energy ones too.

I think we may have it wrong about God creating US in HIS image.
Sounds more like WE may have created God in OUR image.

Yes God sometimes seems quite human, whatever that is.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

TEOTWAWKI wrote:.I hope your tumor is benign and goes away on it's own....

Not a problem.  I just called Benny Hinn to get healed.  He said he could do it if I make a donation (it seems faith healers operate a lot like medical doctors).

I told him I'd put my patio table and chairs and my new rock fountain up for sale on craigslist to raise the money.  Hell that crap won't do me any good anyway unless I can get Hinn to heal the tumor.  So I decided to sell the remainder of that 40 lb bag of birdseed I bought too.
That should make seaoat happy.

TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

seaoat won't be happy until he's king. People have been healed by low lifes like Benny Hinn but it's their own faith doing it. Benny is just a focal point, a rather evil but effective one. The mind is a mystery but it does have great power over the body....that's how witches and voodoo works also.

boards of FL

boards of FL

TEOTWAWKI wrote:First supporting sin in any way is evil and standing against sin is good. Homosexuality is called sin in the Book.


Markle wrote:Their reason has not changed for thousands of years.  They want their behavior accepted as normal and moral.



GOP 2016!!!


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TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

Yes the GOP cares where you stick your dick....they want to spoil all your fun. Dang religious zealots anyway. Now the Democrats in the other hand want to teach children it's okay even good to be confused as to which bathroom to use....

Vote Democrat...the choice of pedophiles everywhere.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

TEOTWAWKI wrote:  People have been healed by low lifes like Benny Hinn but it's their own faith doing it. Benny is just a focal point, a rather evil but effective one. The mind is a mystery but it does have great power over the body....that's how witches and voodoo works also.

Actually I can accept this. Because from everything I've learned about God, it makes perfect sense to me that he would want to associate himself with "evil lowlifes".

Guest


Guest

These Teo and Bob "God Conversations" are the best.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

SheWrites wrote:These Teo and Bob "God Conversations" are the best.  

But they don't hold a candle to the Teo and Bob "9/11 conversations".  lol

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

If we could get God involved with 9/11, now that would be a humdinger of a "teo and bob conversation". lol

Guest


Guest

Yeah.  My son was watching a conspiracy show on 9/11.  I told him not to waste his time and to tune in here and search for it from folks who place it in a whole new light.  Very Happy

Start the new thread and go for it!

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Geez I must be getting senile.  Because obviously God WAS the key player in 9/11.  Hell,  God was the sucker who made em do it for christ sake.  
I tell you what,  that God fella is one bloodthirsty son of a gun.

And to add insult to injury, he told em he'd give em 72 virgins if they did it.
What kinda horseshit is that.  I don't want no inexperienced virgin.  I want a $250 hooker who knows HOW to do it.  God can keep those virgins for himself.

Guest


Guest

Bob wrote:Geez I must be getting senile.  Because obviously God WAS the key player in 9/11.  Hell,  God was the sucker who made em do it for christ sake.  
I tell you what,  that God fella is one bloodthirsty son of a gun.

And to add insult to injury, he told em he'd give em 72 virgins if they did it.
What kinda horseshit is that.  I don't want no inexperienced virgin.  I want a $250 hooker who knows HOW to do it.  God can keep those virgins for himself.


I think this can be filed in the category you mentioned earlier of how man makes God in man's image.

Very Happy

Y'all start a new thread on this God and Conspiracies with the God Factor. I'm working on school and writing. Need a quick place to go to for entertainment when I take a break! Razz

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

SheWrites wrote:

I think this can be filed in the category you mentioned earlier of how man makes God in man's image.  

Man has created so many gods in his image by now,  that there's damn near more creators than there are create'ees.

High energy gods,  low energy gods,  conservative gods,  moderate gods,  you name it.
Let's put it this way,  if Fox News had hosted a debate of the gods instead of the politicians,  it would have taken the whole Superdome to find room for em all and the Astrodome on top of it to find room for the ones in the secondary debate. AND a barn to put the Hindi cows in it.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Look folks, you don't have Jon Stewart anymore cause he's off wrastlin somewhere.

I'm all you've got now. And I aint charged any admission price or made you have to suffer through any damn commercials.

TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI

So this is what life has brought me to, a straightman for Bob no pun intended.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

TEOTWAWKI wrote:So this is what life has brought me to, a straightman for Bob no pun intended.

Look,  straight men have always been so under-appreciated.

Without a genius like Bud Abbot to set up his gags for him,  Lou Costello would have been just another slapstick fat caricature.
People think Curly Howard was the key to the stooges.  But without Moe Howard to play off of,  Curly would have been the same thing.

So don't sell yourself short.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

teo,

Try to envision "who's on first" with only Costello standing up there and doing the bit by himself. And then you'll get the picture.

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