Here's My Conundrum ...

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Sal wrote:

Nekochan wrote:If nothing else but for his boy's sake...I don't want him to do it.  I hate to see broken homes.

I'm not gonna do it  ...


I hope ...


...dammit!!!!

Go in your bedroom and have all the sex you want to have with her. Just  don't include her, not physically anyway.  Take care of your own needs old boy.

It's  what happily married men have  done for centuries.

Probably even some happily married women.

You won't go blind, I'm sure of that.

   That explains a lot about your marriage.

bluemoon wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Sal wrote:

Nekochan wrote:If nothing else but for his boy's sake...I don't want him to do it.  I hate to see broken homes.

I'm not gonna do it  ...


I hope ...


...dammit!!!!

Go in your bedroom and have all the sex you want to have with her. Just  don't include her, not physically anyway.  Take care of your own needs old boy.

It's  what happily married men have  done for centuries.

Probably even some happily married women.

You won't go blind, I'm sure of that.

   That explains a lot about your marriage.

I don't think you know any more about my marriage than you do about the private lives of anyone else on this forum, Mrs Kravitz.  
I was recommending the most reasonable and safe solution out there for Sal. As far as my marriage goes, there aren't any chains on either me or my spouse, and I suspect I've been married a lot longer than you ever were.
Both husbands and wives owe each other some space and privacy at  times.  No marriage stays the way it is for the first couple of years- activity like that would kill some people when they get a little older. Long lasting marriages happen when couples either are or become  best  friends, and best  friends try to understand each other's needs and show concern about satisfying them. That's doing whatever it takes to make the other person happy, even if it's just not throwing away their playboy magazine or not  bitching at them if they look at another woman's  butt or tits occasionally.
If you knew that stuff, you'd probably have a husband right now. But I'm just betting you don't Ms Kravitz.

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Sal wrote:

Nekochan wrote:If nothing else but for his boy's sake...I don't want him to do it.  I hate to see broken homes.

I'm not gonna do it  ...


I hope ...


...dammit!!!!

Go in your bedroom and have all the sex you want to have with her. Just  don't include her, not physically anyway.  Take care of your own needs old boy.



It's  what happily married men have  done for centuries.

Probably even some happily married women.

You won't go blind, I'm sure of that.

   That explains a lot about your marriage.

I don't think you know any more about my marriage than you do about the private lives of anyone else on this forum, Mrs Kravitz.  
I was recommending the most reasonable and safe solution out there for Sal. As far as my marriage goes, there aren't any chains on either me or my spouse, and I suspect I've been married a lot longer than you ever were.
Both husbands and wives owe each other some space and privacy at  times.  No marriage stays the way it is for the first couple of years- activity like that would kill some people when they get a little older. Long lasting marriages happen when couples either are or become  best  friends, and best  friends try to understand each other's needs and show concern about satisfying them. That's doing whatever it takes to make the other person happy, even if it's just not throwing away their playboy magazine or not  bitching at them if they look at another woman's  butt or tits occasionally.
If you knew that stuff, you'd probably have a husband right now. But I'm just betting you don't Ms Kravitz.

  

PkrBum wrote:

Floridatexan wrote:

PkrBum wrote:

Sal wrote:This really hot Latin chick wants to fuck my brains out. 


I'm happily married. 


But, she has an ass to kill a normal man. 


I'm not going to do it, but should I!?!!


These opportunities don't come around every day ...

Hell... I've married and bought houses and cars and diamonds for them for similar reasons...  go for it.

Of course... I was alot younger and dumber and hornier back then. Well... mostly just younger and dumber.

Any boob jobs?

 

hmmm... I've never even squeezed a fake boob... atleast not that I was aware of or remembered the next day.

Nothin is sexier than a natural girl.

ZVUGKTUBM wrote:That hotty was a Mate Poacher, looking to increase her score. Had you given in to the seduction, no matter how good she told you it was afterward, she would have been on Twitter or FB later telling her friends that you were lousy.

You may have avoided some really bad karma by not getting mixed up with her.

Sal wrote:

ZVUGKTUBM wrote:That hotty was a Mate Poacher, looking to increase her score. Had you given in to the seduction, no matter how good she told you it was afterward, she would have been on Twitter or FB later telling her friends that you were lousy.

You may have avoided some really bad karma by not getting mixed up with her.

You know, I really don't think so. 


I've known her for several years, and never had that impression. 


I actually like her a lot, ...


... she's brash, funny, and sexy as hell ...


... I really hope this doesn't ruin our relationship. 


I think she's just lonely. 

TEOTWAWKI wrote:
Okay all that's left is polygamy, can you fake being a Mormon ? Tell your wife you have had a religious experience.

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Sal wrote:

Nekochan wrote:If nothing else but for his boy's sake...I don't want him to do it.  I hate to see broken homes.

I'm not gonna do it  ...


I hope ...


...dammit!!!!

Go in your bedroom and have all the sex you want to have with her. Just  don't include her, not physically anyway.  Take care of your own needs old boy.

It's  what happily married men have  done for centuries.

Probably even some happily married women.

You won't go blind, I'm sure of that.

   That explains a lot about your marriage.

I don't think you know any more about my marriage than you do about the private lives of anyone else on this forum, Mrs Kravitz.  
I was recommending the most reasonable and safe solution out there for Sal. As far as my marriage goes, there aren't any chains on either me or my spouse, and I suspect I've been married a lot longer than you ever were.
Both husbands and wives owe each other some space and privacy at  times.  No marriage stays the way it is for the first couple of years- activity like that would kill some people when they get a little older. Long lasting marriages happen when couples either are or become  best  friends, and best  friends try to understand each other's needs and show concern about satisfying them. That's doing whatever it takes to make the other person happy, even if it's just not throwing away their playboy magazine or not  bitching at them if they look at another woman's  butt or tits occasionally.
If you knew that stuff, you'd probably have a husband right now. But I'm just betting you don't Ms Kravitz.

  

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Well Sal I was looking at Bikes and found this sad story....remember this could be you...

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/4040269347.html

Floridatexan wrote:

Succubus

Sal wrote:Not much of a resemblance there.

lol

Staying far, far, away is not an option.

I see this woman at least two or three times a week.

I'm hoping that this incident was just an impulsive move fueled by a couple of drinks, and things can just go back to the way they've always been.

I really don't think she's a bad person.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I had this situatiuon happen to me in Miami once. I went down there on a job and stopped in at the local office. They had a knockout secretary there who pretty much was alone in the office. Within a few minutes of my arrival she started flirting with me. I thought nothing of it until she said she wanted to take me on a tour of the office. The thing that almost did me in was when she said she wanted to show me the storage room. It was a set of pull down stairs into an attc room. She went up the near vertical steps  in a lose skirt. I started up BEHIND her and saw Paris and the Colosseum in one glimpse. I was married and excused myself as quickly as possible after the tour was over.

Nothing happened but later on I heard she had sued the company for sexual harassment by another out of state engineer. She made pretty good bank on that deal...remember something that is too good to be true probably isn't true.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I had this situatiuon happen to me in Miami once. I went down there on a job and stopped in at the local office. They had a knockout secretary there who pretty much was alone in the office. Within a few minutes of my arrival she started flirting with me. I thought nothing of it until she said she wanted to take me on a tour of the office. The thing that almost did me in was when she said she wanted to show me the storage room. It was a set of pull down stairs into an attc room. She went up the near vertical steps  in a lose skirt. I started up BEHIND her and saw Paris and the Colosseum in one glimpse. I was married and excused myself as quickly as possible after the tour was over.

Nothing happened but later on I heard she had sued the company for sexual harassment by another out of state engineer. She made pretty good bank on that deal...remember something that is too good to be true probably isn't true.

boards of FL wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I had this situatiuon happen to me in Miami once. I went down there on a job and stopped in at the local office. They had a knockout secretary there who pretty much was alone in the office. Within a few minutes of my arrival she started flirting with me. I thought nothing of it until she said she wanted to take me on a tour of the office. The thing that almost did me in was when she said she wanted to show me the storage room. It was a set of pull down stairs into an attc room. She went up the near vertical steps  in a lose skirt. I started up BEHIND her and saw Paris and the Colosseum in one glimpse. I was married and excused myself as quickly as possible after the tour was over.

Nothing happened but later on I heard she had sued the company for sexual harassment by another out of state engineer. She made pretty good bank on that deal...remember something that is too good to be true probably isn't true.

And coming up next on "Things that actually happened", I'll tell you all about the time I KO'd Mike Tyson when he refused to give me his seat at a restaurant.

boards of FL wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I had this situatiuon happen to me in Miami once. I went down there on a job and stopped in at the local office. They had a knockout secretary there who pretty much was alone in the office. Within a few minutes of my arrival she started flirting with me. I thought nothing of it until she said she wanted to take me on a tour of the office. The thing that almost did me in was when she said she wanted to show me the storage room. It was a set of pull down stairs into an attc room. She went up the near vertical steps  in a lose skirt. I started up BEHIND her and saw Paris and the Colosseum in one glimpse. I was married and excused myself as quickly as possible after the tour was over.

Nothing happened but later on I heard she had sued the company for sexual harassment by another out of state engineer. She made pretty good bank on that deal...remember something that is too good to be true probably isn't true.

And coming up next on "Things that actually happened", I'll tell you all about the time I KO'd Mike Tyson when he refused to give me his seat at a restaurant.

Chrissy wrote:Im just amused at how many times sal was told to masterbate and no one screamed disgusting.

You guys have come a long way.  

bluemoon wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:

bluemoon wrote:

Sal wrote:

Nekochan wrote:If nothing else but for his boy's sake...I don't want him to do it.  I hate to see broken homes.

I'm not gonna do it  ...


I hope ...


...dammit!!!!

Go in your bedroom and have all the sex you want to have with her. Just  don't include her, not physically anyway.  Take care of your own needs old boy.



It's  what happily married men have  done for centuries.

Probably even some happily married women.

You won't go blind, I'm sure of that.

   That explains a lot about your marriage.

I don't think you know any more about my marriage than you do about the private lives of anyone else on this forum, Mrs Kravitz.  
I was recommending the most reasonable and safe solution out there for Sal. As far as my marriage goes, there aren't any chains on either me or my spouse, and I suspect I've been married a lot longer than you ever were.
Both husbands and wives owe each other some space and privacy at  times.  No marriage stays the way it is for the first couple of years- activity like that would kill some people when they get a little older. Long lasting marriages happen when couples either are or become  best  friends, and best  friends try to understand each other's needs and show concern about satisfying them. That's doing whatever it takes to make the other person happy, even if it's just not throwing away their playboy magazine or not  bitching at them if they look at another woman's  butt or tits occasionally.
If you knew that stuff, you'd probably have a husband right now. But I'm just betting you don't Ms Kravitz.

  

Oh golly gee Mrs Kravitz,  so sorry.  You really don't have a husband, do you?  So sad for you.
Abner got tired of you looking out the window minding  everyone's business but your own and ran off,  didn't he?


BTW,I'll bet your daddy read  Playboy too.
Maybe not even for the articles.