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Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 12:22 pm
I can personally attest to that part. Diabetes, high blood pressure, cholesterol, heart flutter, cancer, a receding hairline, the stoops (standing bent over), liver spots, erectile dysfunction, memory loss, bags under the eyes and a red nose, hangovers, the whole enchilada.TEOTWAWKI wrote: Time will take it's toll on you especially an alcoholic that drinks like you do...
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Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 12:24 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 12:33 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 12:39 pmLOL.. have you forgotten who you are talking to?bluemoon wrote:Only Catholics or prudes think there's anything wrong with it. Teenagers who don't want to get their mates pregnant do it all the time and it's a lot safer than trying to practice abstinence without any other physical assistance. That goes for adults who don't want to impregnate someone else as well.Chrissy wrote:Im just amused at how many times sal was told to masterbate and no one screamed disgusting.
You guys have come a long way.
I doubt all the people who claim to be shocked by the suggestion are really shocked. They probably just don't like the messenger.
An adult human being who has never pleasured him or herself is an extremely rare individual, whether you want to admit it or not.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 1:29 pm
Well, there is certainly a big difference between flirtation and the explicit proposition I received a few nights ago, ...Chrissy wrote:
But really. I am amused that a entire long conversation can go on about someone getting flirted with.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 2:06 pm
Christ! You're already dealing in guilt. Go for it and the odds are you'll hate yourself in the morning, even more than you do now. Dream about her ass and screw your wife. It's only fair. Do you really think she's dreaming about you when you do it? LOLSal wrote:You guys are assholes.
Just tell me not to do it.
Because I can't stop thinking about doing it.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 2:40 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 2:44 pmbluemoon wrote:HMMM, now there's a question. Is it okay to fantasize about someone you actually know when you're having sex with your life partner, or should that be off limits?
I think it's a dangerous proposition to mentally involve a third party that you know when actually with your partner. You could blurt out a name and ruin your marriage forever.
I've always thought it was fine to imagine someone you don't know and could never possibly meet, like Brad or Angelina, depending on your taste, but not someone who is really a part of your life. If the experience is enhanced for your beloved by having sex mentally with a celebrity, it's all to the good.
That's very dangerous ground you're talking about there though wordslinger. I think so anyway.
Jimmy Carter would call all of it adultery, but then Jimmy Carter is a little nuts on some subjects.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 2:46 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 2:48 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 5:44 pmIn my mind, I did it twice with Angelina Jolie ... and then Brad Pitt strangled me to death. And, to tell you the truth, she wasn't that great . . .bluemoon wrote:HMMM, now there's a question. Is it okay to fantasize about someone you actually know when you're having sex with your life partner, or should that be off limits?
I think it's a dangerous proposition to mentally involve a third party that you know when actually with your partner. You could blurt out a name and ruin your marriage forever.
I've always thought it was fine to imagine someone you don't know and could never possibly meet, like Brad or Angelina, depending on your taste, but not someone who is really a part of your life. If the experience is enhanced for your beloved by having sex mentally with a celebrity, it's all to the good.
That's very dangerous ground you're talking about there though wordslinger. I think so anyway.
Jimmy Carter would call all of it adultery, but then Jimmy Carter is a little nuts on some subjects.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 5:48 pm
Wordslinger wrote:In my mind, I did it twice with Angelina Jolie ... and then Brad Pitt strangled me to death. And, to tell you the truth, she wasn't that great . . .bluemoon wrote:HMMM, now there's a question. Is it okay to fantasize about someone you actually know when you're having sex with your life partner, or should that be off limits?
I think it's a dangerous proposition to mentally involve a third party that you know when actually with your partner. You could blurt out a name and ruin your marriage forever.
I've always thought it was fine to imagine someone you don't know and could never possibly meet, like Brad or Angelina, depending on your taste, but not someone who is really a part of your life. If the experience is enhanced for your beloved by having sex mentally with a celebrity, it's all to the good.
That's very dangerous ground you're talking about there though wordslinger. I think so anyway.
Jimmy Carter would call all of it adultery, but then Jimmy Carter is a little nuts on some subjects.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 5:55 pmWordslinger wrote:In my mind, I did it twice with Angelina Jolie ... and then Brad Pitt strangled me to death. And, to tell you the truth, she wasn't that great . . .bluemoon wrote:HMMM, now there's a question. Is it okay to fantasize about someone you actually know when you're having sex with your life partner, or should that be off limits?
I think it's a dangerous proposition to mentally involve a third party that you know when actually with your partner. You could blurt out a name and ruin your marriage forever.
I've always thought it was fine to imagine someone you don't know and could never possibly meet, like Brad or Angelina, depending on your taste, but not someone who is really a part of your life. If the experience is enhanced for your beloved by having sex mentally with a celebrity, it's all to the good.
That's very dangerous ground you're talking about there though wordslinger. I think so anyway.
Jimmy Carter would call all of it adultery, but then Jimmy Carter is a little nuts on some subjects.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 5:59 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 6:17 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 7:07 pmNow why would you say that?Sal wrote:Well, there is certainly a big difference between flirtation and the explicit proposition I received a few nights ago, ...Chrissy wrote:
But really. I am amused that a entire long conversation can go on about someone getting flirted with.
... although I'm not surprised that you're unfamiliar with the distinction.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 7:16 pm
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 7:26 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 8:08 pmWhat shouldn't he show on a internet forum?bluemoon wrote:He probably shouldn't show it on an internet forum though.
I know I don't want to see it.
Why would any decent person even open this thread?
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 8:12 pmI was joking about the thread title: "Here's my conundrum."Chrissy wrote:What shouldn't he show on a internet forum?bluemoon wrote:He probably shouldn't show it on an internet forum though.
I know I don't want to see it.
Why would any decent person even open this thread?
and as far as opening this thread, you might want to look at all the post we have from all the respected posters, including yourself on this thread.
Its rather a big item the last few days. I am still amused myself.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 8:24 pmI thought it was pretty funny.Yella wrote:But you are smart to use a conundrum, Sal, you can catch some horrible shit in this day and age.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 8:35 pm Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 8:41 pmI can't help it. Sometimes I jab a little just for fun. I had a friend who could never seem to understand any pun, so I wrote down ten different puns on a sheet of paper and mailed it to him thinking he would have more time and at least some of the puns would work for him but no pun in ten did.bluemoon wrote:I was joking about the thread title: "Here's my conundrum."Chrissy wrote:What shouldn't he show on a internet forum?bluemoon wrote:He probably shouldn't show it on an internet forum though.
I know I don't want to see it.
Why would any decent person even open this thread?
and as far as opening this thread, you might want to look at all the post we have from all the respected posters, including yourself on this thread.
Its rather a big item the last few days. I am still amused myself.
Yella,of course, made a play on words about a condom.
Conundrum/Condom...........
Here's my .,..................
I'm sorry.When you have to explain a joke, it has definitely bottomed out.
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 8:50 pm
Re: Here's My Conundrum ... 9/11/2013, 10:24 pmChrissy wrote:
I'm starting to get very intrigued with this thread. Why don't you tell us exactly what she? or did I miss it? I need to know in order to distinguish between a flirt or a direct come fuck me proposition.
And can we see some examples of what this woman looks like?
And better yet, can you show us what you look like?
I might be able to work with this after all if you provide the right ingredients lol
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