Lord only knows what must have been inside this dude's head.
His signature song was called "Nobody" Here's the wiki on it including the lyrics which just blow my mind (not only because it was conceived but also because it became a monster hit which is additionally saying something about the audience of the time)...
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"Nobody", became his signature theme, and the song he is best remembered for today. It is a doleful and ironic composition, replete with his dry observational wit, and is perfectly complemented by Williams' intimate, half-spoken singing style.
When life seems full of clouds and rain,
And I am filled with naught but pain,
Who soothes my thumping, bumping brain?
[pause] Nobody.
When winter comes with snow and sleet,
And me with hunger and cold feet,
Who says, "Here's two bits, go and eat"?
[pause] Nobody.
I ain't never done nothin' to Nobody.
I ain't never got nothin' from Nobody, no time.
And, until I get somethin' from somebody sometime,
I don't intend to do nothin' for Nobody, no time.
Williams became so identified with the song that he was obliged to sing it in almost every appearance for the rest of his life. He considered its success both blessing and curse: "Before I got through with 'Nobody,' I could have wished that both the author of the words and the assembler of the tune had been strangled or drowned... 'Nobody' was a particularly hard song to replace." "Nobody" remained active in Columbia's sales catalogue into the 1930s, and the musicologist Tim Brooks estimates that it sold between 100,000 and 150,000 copies, a phenomenally high amount for the era.
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And if just the text of the lyrics is not strange enough, it gets even stranger when you hear Williams' voice on the recording. Listen to it here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjyIoWIZXtY
NOTE: the text of the wiki lyrics are slightly different than the lyrics on the recording. And this is an even different version...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobody_%281905_song%29