Bored In The Morning

Welcome to Bored In The Morning! And now for our host Bored In Fluoride...

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This program funded by the Blue Whoopie Sports League.

Today Bored has a special guest. She was just recently banned and wants to talk to everyone about healthcare. You all know her and love her. Would you please welcome Reams...

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Bored has another special guest who wants to tell you all a story. We're not sure if the story has a point... But he's going to tell it anyway. Would you please welcome Seagoat...

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This program wouldn't be possible without those hard working folks behind the scenes. Fortunately he put on some clothes today... I hope! So let's go back there and meet SofALazy...

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Well, I'm certainly not that bored ....

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Our next guest is one who's always talking about her bush. You all know and love her. Let's give a big round of applause for FluorideTerrorist...

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Now a special message from one of our sponsors BornOnBayou...

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(To be read in Irish limerick timing)



There once was a member named Eagle.   (Eagle!)

Who more closely resembled a Beagle.  (Beagle!)

  He fell in love with his sister

  So he tried to kiss her

But, alas, incest is illegal.  (Illegal!)

I'm sure after writing that limerick Bored needed to see an Obamacare doctor. So let's take a commercial break featuring Bored about the prime health care provided under Obamacare...

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A special guest star appearance at Bored In The Morning. Anyone want to guess who it is? That's right it's OprahShoe

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Bored has a really special guest in this afternoon's edition of Bored In The Morning. You all know and hate him. It's none other than that Deranged Eagle...

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boards of FL wrote:(To be read in Irish limerick timing)



There once was a member named Eagle.   (Eagle!)

Who more closely resembled a Beagle.  (Beagle!)

  He fell in love with his sister

  So he tried to kiss her

But, alas, incest is illegal.  (Illegal!)

  

Floridatexan wrote:  

boards of FL wrote:(To be read in Irish limerick timing)



There once was a member named Eagle.   (Eagle!)

Who more closely resembled a Beagle.  (Beagle!)

  He fell in love with his sister

  So he tried to kiss her

But, alas, incest is illegal.  (Illegal!)

  

We have a special award to present to FluorideTerrorist for making her guest appearance...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWlSMgMFGE

  

P-Dog has made it to do a little training here at Bored In The Morning.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-YvF5eXwYM

  

A very special lady Joani wants to make a statement at this afternoons edition of Bored In The Morning...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw

 

Today we have a special guest who wants to put his two cents worth in. Please welcome Pkr...

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