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Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is.

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Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtUBCnCVShO2bEfPrW1lKVnV--gE6rplFBDWwisDX58gr4354wvg

Just admit that humans are fallible and their constructs of good and evil, which have nothing to do with God, are the same.

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Damaged Eagle wrote:Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtUBCnCVShO2bEfPrW1lKVnV--gE6rplFBDWwisDX58gr4354wvg

Just admit that humans are fallible and their constructs of good and evil, which have nothing to do with God, are the same.

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Humans are fallible.
Good and evil has nothing to do with God if you do not believe in God.

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SheWrites wrote:
Damaged Eagle wrote:

Just admit that humans are fallible and their constructs of good and evil, which have nothing to do with God, are the same.

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Humans are fallible.  
Good and evil has nothing to do with God if you do not believe in God.

Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAcj6jYCIQmdx0ehWi8xPjCrLHJZRm6g0fBhFi34NnuEoBG-uKlA

I believe in God.

However I don't blame God for the fallible constructs that man imposes on him(her)self. That's all mankind's doing.

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Hospital Bob

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Why is there a universe?  Why is the universe in the form in it's in and not in some other form?  What is outside the universe?  Is there another universe?
What was in existence before the universe?  What is in existence apart from the known universe?
Why does "life" as we know it exist?  How did life originate?  Is there other life in the universe?  Or outside the universe? And if so,  what form does that life take?    
Could something wondrous be in existence right in front of your face right now but you have no capacity to sense it and so no awareness of it?
Is existence what we have the capacity to perceive it to be or is our perception of it incomplete?
And finally, who even cares?

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42

Hospital Bob

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SheWrites wrote:42

That is as good an answer to any of those questions as any human being who ever lived has ever been able to come up with.  Including Billy Graham,  any Pope and Albert Einstein.  And even Phil Robertson,  Sean Hannity,  Rachel Maddow and Ed Schulz.  And Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin. And yes, even Ronald Reagan himself.

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cheers  But I asked google and it said the answer to life and the universe is 42. Then I read that "great source" Wikipedia and it also attributed the number 42 as a multifaceted answer to many scientific things.

So there...

Google had the answer and Wikipedia had the answer.

Is every word in Google and Wikipedia true?

Hospital Bob

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That comes from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  In the story,  a super computer reveals that "42" is the answer to everything.  But later in the story we learn the computer was off by 1 and the actual answer to everything is 43.

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Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzVYq-MilirSuVBzIJ2MACnWI2tgVNCYxxSbem_Lj3CFTRQd_kxw

The hull number of the first spaceship Buzz Lightyear was piloting in his first movie.

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Hospital Bob

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If you put your tv on Fox News Channel right now, Bill O'Reilly is shortly going to present a guest who has proof there is life after death. lol

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Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKCE4JLHzkrXfE_FTvuiUhDbtj5JWp9exOdc6RO-HPHYQLfc8-hw

That sort of thing doesn't concern me to much.

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Hospital Bob

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I have only one interest in the life after death question.
I'm pissed that once my life has ended I won't know what all develops on Earth in the future and what happens to my fellow humans after that.  
It's like leaving a movie theater before the movie ends.
It's not so bad when the movie sucks.  But this one has been a pretty interesting movie. It's unfortunate that I have to be kicked out of it.
I guess that's my payback for sneaking in the popcorn.

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

It'll be my luck that about a week after I turn into worm food, a flying saucer will land on Earth and it's occupants will ask to be interviewed on CNN.
Shit.

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Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXAap0t5xoeFj2xGVFvdFTQ8YWHu1dMVF3xrl9nd1a_be_kY_pgw

You worry to much. All will be revealed when you/we get there.

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Hospital Bob

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Are you saying that after we die we will go somewhere which will have a tv with cable news showing on it?

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SheWrites wrote:42

Correct answer I was Born in 19 and 42. Any questions?

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Bob wrote:Are you saying that after we die we will go somewhere which will have a tv with cable news showing on it?  

Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkpxBYQ4nK7NnJ-YU6wLwu2ujtfW3Ep2X0jfwA73UZTB4Gj-UV

I'm kinda hopin' for promiscuous dancin' girls... but to each his/her own.

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Hospital Bob

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[quote="Damaged Eagle"]

I'm kinda hopin' for promiscuous dancin' girls... but to each his/her own.

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Promiscuity in heaven?  Now that will be an irony since promiscuity on Earth is a sin.

I'm all for it thought.  However,  we'll be so old by the time we get to heaven that we best take some Viagra with us.

Joanimaroni

Joanimaroni

Heaven has Vi agra vending machines. Do the Catholics have to tell you everything?

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Well in that case I better start going to mass cause there's a lot more I need to learn from catholics.
Since I can't take it with me,  how am I gonna have money for the viagra vending machine in heaven?  Will I be able to get a job?  Or is heaven socialist like America and I'll be able to get on welfare?

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

And by the way,  about that vending machine.  Is Jesus putting those on location like I did my pinballs and jukeboxes?  And does he split the take 50/50 with the location owner like I did?  Because I already know that racket.  I'll be in like flint.

Joanimaroni

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You are issued an ID card. The vending machine will dispense free Viagra.......but remember..1 Corinthians 9:25 :   Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable.

Moderation is essential because gluttony is a sin......the machine will help you moderate your impulses. If you try to over use the machine......lights will flash and sirens will blare exposing your sin. It's all explained in the rule book of heavenly activities.

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Every word in the bible is true. Yeah, sure it is. - Page 5 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcmJb9w3kGafm-7KDQtRqEZC8XMY-RmixGUvFFCefhDqQFgjwm

Crap!!!!! Hope they make an exception for me. Otherwise I'll have to take over that other place...

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Hospital Bob

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Bob wrote:  I'll be in like flint.

This is now the second time I've shown my ignorance in posts to Sal's threads.
The first time was when I said "crip notes" instead of "crib notes".
And a friend who read this thread has now called me to point out that the
phrase is "in like Flynn" and not "in like Flint".

He also educated me about the origin of the phrase.  It refers to actor Errol Flynn and his ability to get women.
"In like Flint" was a movie title which parodied the original phrase.

EDIT: I'm also getting senile since this thread aint Sal's thread. lol

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

See that's one of the disadvantages of communication with written words.
If I had been in conversation with somebody and said "crip notes" and "in like Flynt" they probably wouldn't even have caught it because they would have assumed I had said it correctly.   lol

It's like when I was a kid I thought people were saying "we're going to Waterburger".  So I called it Waterburger for the next two years until I finally figured out it was Whataburger.  But nobody even realized what I was saying because Waterburger and Whataburger sound so alike in spoken conversation.

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