Knives on planes

http://news.yahoo.com/tsa-allow-pocket-knives-planes-201605201--abc-news-politics.html

TSA allowing pocket knives with 6cm blades, about 3", on board planes starting next month.

You need a weapon to stop the flight attendants from sliding off the plane.

Maybe this will help them find a terrorist... or something... anything... to justify their existence.

When I flew down here for my interveiw, my dad loaned me his roll on luggage.
I got to the air port and they found a multi tool knife in it.

there I was, dressed the hill and they are pulling me aside.

I told them my story and I bought crapped my pants

They kept his tool

I gladly went away to my flight.