But wait... THERE'S MORE!

Deus X wrote:

zsomething wrote:Okay, if Kavanaugh is claiming he was a virgin, and was in a college fraternity, now I don't want him for a whole different reason -- because he's an idiot.   Who the hell would join a fraternity and not get laid?!?   That's pretty much all those idiotic latent boy-fests are for!   That'd just be weird.   "Oh, no,  I paid my dues to join this very expensive golf club, but I don't golf... I just like they sandwiches they serve in the clubhouse there!"   Come aaaaahhhhhhhhn, motherfucker, nobody's gonna believe that shit!  Why would you even?   Did he just wanna surround himself with guys who'd give him hell bullying him while he stalwartly saved himself for marriage?  He picked the wrong freakin' culture.


 "Don't get the wrong idea about I Tappa Kegg, those 'parties' we were rumored to have were just spirited Bible study groups that sometimes got a bit boisterous when someone got enthusiastic about Matthew 20!  Okay, sometimes maybe the Pat Boone records would get a little loud, but who hasn't gotten a bit excited from time to time?  I mean, 'Michael Row The Boat Ashore,' that's a peppy song!  And women?  By no means!   We called them all 'mother' and would not be in the presence of one without a chaperone!  And that's to even speak to them on the telephone!  Excuse me, now, I feel myself about to ascend into heaven upon a ray of light.   Aaaahhhhlaaaaylllluuuuu!"

This guy's defense is just horseshit.   If he wants to claim he didn't try to rape anybody, fine, then claim that... but don't try to sell us that he was in a party college's fraternity but he was Wally freakin' Cleaver about it, and it was all a big Archie comic where he never so much as brushed against a titty.   Sock-hoppin' motherfucker.  That's just insulting, thinking anybody's gonna buy that.   I went to fraternity parties as roadie/security for a friend's band, and they're about as far from "wholesome family goodtimes" as anything gets.   Next he's gonna try to produce a bunch of afghans he knitted with his bros, I guess.  Throw them in with his bullshit "calendars."

What he means by "never had sex" is that he never had any FREE sex--that he's such a creep he never met a girl who'd fuck him just for fun. Copulation with prostitutes doesn't count because whores aren't really members of the human race--they're a different species.

2seaoat wrote:We are teetering on barbarism.  This circus will end, but as much as I hate everything about Donald Trump and the Dixiecrat Republicans, I definitely am reminded why I remain a registered Republican.  This mob chatter of lemmings is hysterical to me.  Who cares when he had his first sex?  None of this is relevant.  To me it is like a clerk at Walmart accusing you falsely of stealing razor blades, and when they are prosecuting the case, the judge allows evidence that I stole a baseball from the batting cage at 16(I did.....but I was so guilt ridden, I returned after hours and threw it into the batting cage_)......again no judge would allow that evidence as probative, and that is exactly the role of the chairman of the committee.  He could spend the next three weeks running down every allegation from forty years ago, but when will fools realize that this is simply a political circus which will end very badly for the ring leaders.

Floridatexan wrote:
Wasn't Ken Starr president of Baylor and forced to resign after this incident?

EmeraldGhost wrote:

Floridatexan wrote:
Wasn't Ken Starr president of Baylor and forced to resign after this incident?

Oh, yeah.  There's lots of dirty dealings, scandals, and corrupt good-ole-boy government out here in Waco.   You wouldn't believe the things that go on.  They don't call it Whacko Waco for nothing!

(I have a second home here my daughter stays in ... so happens I'm visiting at the moment.)