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something to think about. Funny and sad

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gulfbeachbandit

gulfbeachbandit

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Sales Tax School Tax St ate Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world.

Guest


Guest

I can see the dark humor in it g, but it is much more sad to me than funny. Also makes me angry.

No

Guest


Guest

And life was not good 100 years ago. Children and familes starved, their was no healthcare and children died of miinor things as well as women.Splat!

gulfbeachbandit

gulfbeachbandit

Dreamsglore wrote:And life was not good 100 years ago. Children and familes starved, their was no healthcare and children died of miinor things as well as women.Splat!

Listen up retard.
It's the morals, ideals, and values as a country united that we're talking about. Not progress through technology, medical advances.........
Everyone recognizes that except you. Damn, you really are stupid.

Yella

Yella

ghandi wrote:Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Sales Tax School Tax St ate Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world.

All this can be solved so simply.

Allow the extremely wealthy the benefit of NO taxes so they will run out and create lots of jobs, they will use that savings for the good all people. (Applause) Bankers will take that savings and lower interest rate, this will make MORE jobs (applause) Trickle,trickle. llittle job, how I wonder where you are? ? ? They won't take that savings to the Cayman Islands or to the Swiss Banks, Oh, no, Never! (applause)

http://warpedinblue,blogspot.com/

Guest


Guest

Yella wrote:
ghandi wrote:Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Sales Tax School Tax St ate Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world.

All this can be solved so simply.

Allow the extremely wealthy the benefit of NO taxes so they will run out and create lots of jobs, they will use that savings for the good all people. (Applause) Bankers will take that savings and lower interest rate, this will make MORE jobs (applause) Trickle,trickle. llittle job, how I wonder where you are? ? ? They won't take that savings to the Cayman Islands or to the Swiss Banks, Oh, no, Never! (applause)

hey that was pretty good.

question. Do we only care about politicians who have thier money in the cayman islands or is it all people in america we dont want to have thier money at the cayman islands?

PBulldog2

PBulldog2

That's good, ghandi. Now you need to add melody.

Guest


Guest

Yella wrote:All this can be solved so simply.

Allow the extremely wealthy the benefit of NO taxes so they will run out and create lots of jobs, they will use that savings for the good all people. (Applause) Bankers will take that savings and lower interest rate, this will make MORE jobs (applause) Trickle,trickle. llittle job, how I wonder where you are? ? ? They won't take that savings to the Cayman Islands or to the Swiss Banks, Oh, no, Never! (applause)

Good points, Yellerfeller. For someone from Mars, you have it nailed.

Businesses seem to be sitting on $1.8-2 Trillion but are waiting for the economy to improve... waiting for a Republican administration? If, repeat if, this is true, why do businesses need tax relief? So they can hoard more money?

From a Washington Post article in 2010 titled Companies pile up cash but remain hesitant to add jobs http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR2010071405960.html

Corporate America is hoarding a massive pile of cash. It just doesn't want to spend it hiring anyone.

Another obviously biased opinion (link below) that suggests businesses are deliberately withholding jobs to make Obama look bad and make him a one-term president.
http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/corporations-sit-18-trillion-until-they-get[b]

Guest


Guest

ghandi wrote:
Dreamsglore wrote:And life was not good 100 years ago. Children and familes starved, their was no healthcare and children died of miinor things as well as women.Splat!

Listen up retard.
It's the morals, ideals, and values as a country united that we're talking about. Not progress through technology, medical advances.........
Everyone recognizes that except you. Damn, you really are stupid.


You put a poem about taxes and you say it's morals, ideals and values? And who's the idiot? LOL! There was no debt because there were no programs.You know the govt. programs you bitch about all the time w/ your tax dollars.Hilarious!

gulfbeachbandit

gulfbeachbandit

Dreamsglore wrote:
ghandi wrote:
Dreamsglore wrote:And life was not good 100 years ago. Children and familes starved, their was no healthcare and children died of miinor things as well as women.Splat!

Listen up retard.
It's the morals, ideals, and values as a country united that we're talking about. Not progress through technology, medical advances.........
Everyone recognizes that except you. Damn, you really are stupid.


You put a poem about taxes and you say it's morals, ideals and values? And who's the idiot? LOL! There was no debt because there were no programs.You know the govt. programs you bitch about all the time w/ your tax dollars.Hilarious!

Listen up retard. There is a paragraph at the end. Read, comprehend, make stupid comment. You made the stupid comment and skipped the first two phases of normal dialect. dummy.

Guest


Guest

ghandi wrote:
Dreamsglore wrote:
ghandi wrote:
Dreamsglore wrote:And life was not good 100 years ago. Children and familes starved, their was no healthcare and children died of miinor things as well as women.Splat!

Listen up retard.
It's the morals, ideals, and values as a country united that we're talking about. Not progress through technology, medical advances.........
Everyone recognizes that except you. Damn, you really are stupid.


You put a poem about taxes and you say it's morals, ideals and values? And who's the idiot? LOL! There was no debt because there were no programs.You know the govt. programs you bitch about all the time w/ your tax dollars.Hilarious!

Listen up retard. There is a paragraph at the end. Read, comprehend, make stupid comment. You made the stupid comment and skipped the first two phases of normal dialect. dummy.

That's what my comment was directed at. You don't get that, do you? I'm not going to call you stupid.I don't have to.LOL!

gulfbeachbandit

gulfbeachbandit

Dreamsglore wrote:
ghandi wrote:
Dreamsglore wrote:
ghandi wrote:
Dreamsglore wrote:And life was not good 100 years ago. Children and familes starved, their was no healthcare and children died of miinor things as well as women.Splat!

Listen up retard.
It's the morals, ideals, and values as a country united that we're talking about. Not progress through technology, medical advances.........
Everyone recognizes that except you. Damn, you really are stupid.


You put a poem about taxes and you say it's morals, ideals and values? And who's the idiot? LOL! There was no debt because there were no programs.You know the govt. programs you bitch about all the time w/ your tax dollars.Hilarious!

Listen up retard. There is a paragraph at the end. Read, comprehend, make stupid comment. You made the stupid comment and skipped the first two phases of normal dialect. dummy.

That's what my comment was directed at. You don't get that, do you? I'm not going to call you stupid.I don't have to.LOL!

Can you ask someone to help you find something smart and nice to say. Ask a co-worker, your 16th husband, google. Something or someone. Please try to stop being stupid and rude. Maybe a government funded program to help people like you to educate themselves. I have seen a better class of people than you while I drive by the waterfront mission.

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