Your government at work: What's Creepier?

G-Men Are Comin’ To Town

By Mickey Rogers of This, That and the Other

The American people are split over the government collecting information from our cell phones, e-mails, etc. I respect opinions that differ from mine. The following song, however, makes perfectly clear where I stand on the matter. This is to be sung to the tune for Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town.

You better watch out
Don’t make a peep
Cause you’re being recorded
By some government creep
G-men are comin’ to town
G-men are comin’ to town

They could make an enemy list
Could check to see if you’re being “nice”
Could even find out who eats pudding
Or who puts ketchup on their rice
'Cause the snooping G-men are comin’ to town.

They’d like to spy when you are sleeping
They want to know when you’re awake
Just remember that they’re listenin’
So be scared, for goodness sake

With little listening devices
They’ll bug your phone
And no longer are your emails your own
G-men are comin’ to town

They want more information
The whole thing‘s a mess
And of course if they don’t like you
They can send the IRS
‘Cause the G-men are comin’ to town

So you better watch out
It’s enough to make a patriot cry
As they steal our freedoms
Right in front of our eyes
‘Cause the G-men are comin’ to town

They say it’s for security
That’s why they’ve done what they have done
But it sounds more like the reasoning
Of Hitler or Attila the Hun
As the G-men are snooping around

So you better watch out
Don’t make a peep
‘Cause you’re being recorded
By some government creep
The G-men are comin’ to town.

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Happy Holidays Mr. O'Reilly ....
Same to all you guys!