Solution to retirement crisis...boomercide

Damaged Eagle wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Damaged Eagle wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Damaged Eagle wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Thank you my friends and you know who you are....

Friends?????

Do you consider me one?

*****SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA

Sure we don't always see things the same but no one does....Just remember you;re nobody till somebody loves you.....

*****WARM SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8



Note to Teo: Contrary to what the song says we ain't swapping spit in the shower unless you're female.

eeeewww do I look like a female...guess I need to grow my beard a little longer....No not into man love now or ever....hell I am pulling that song before someone says something....

How about this instead?...

*****WARM SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usZtSl8mX08

TEOTWAWKI wrote:IT'S MY THREAD AND I WILL HIJACK IT IF I WANT TO.....

Puns for Educated Minds - as received



1.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3.
She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

4.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.

7.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

10.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'

15.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

16.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17.
A backward poet writes inverse.

18.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine.

21.
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'


23.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:The NWO is going to have to beat me to death...

Bob wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:The NWO is going to have to beat me to death...

The New World Order is not gonna want us all dead. If we're all dead then the New World Order will have to make it's own beds, cook it's own meals, do it's own laundry, pick it's own fields, fight it's own wars, and the list goes on.
The New World Order needs us alive for it to survive.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

they only need a few hundred thousand for that...for maintenance on the robots which will be the producers of the future...

TEOTWAWKI wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/baby-boomers-are-killing-themselves-at-an-alarming-rate-begging-question-why/2013/06/03/d98acc7a-c41f-11e2-8c3b-0b5e9247e8ca_story.html


Baby boomers are killing themselves at an alarming rate, raising question: Why?

As youths, boomers had higher suicide rates than earlier generations; the confluence of that with the fact that they are now beginning to grow old, when the risk traditionally goes up, has experts worried. The findings suggest that more suicide research and prevention should “address the needs of middle-aged persons,” a CDC statement said.

There are no large-scale studies yet fleshing out the reasons behind the increase in boomer suicides. Part of it is likely tied to the recent economic downturn — financial recessions are in general associated with an uptick in suicides. But the trend started a decade before the 2008 recession, and psychologists and academics say it likely stems from a complex matrix of issues particular to a generation that vowed not to trust anyone older than 30 and who rocked out to lyrics such as, “I hope I die before I get old.”

Markle wrote:

Merely beating ObamaCare's death panels to the punch.

Sal wrote:

Markle wrote:

Merely beating ObamaCare's death panels to the punch.

Writing about "ObamaCare's death panels", within mere seconds of posting the "Conspiraloon" graphic in another thread, demonstrates a really remarkable lack of self-awareness.