Real women know when to shut up.

Azadeh wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

It's a quote from a woman....ha ha. I prefer women between 5'0- 5'4" with curves where they belong and small breasts. My first wife almost suffocated me too many times....blondes brunettes or maybe a redhead if she will give me time to catch my breath......

AZADEH wrote:Suffocated you with her breasts?

TEOTWAWKI wrote:38 EE

She finally had the reduction surgery. Her bra straps were cutting into her shoulders and causing a lot of discomfort. We were together a long time. She still is a really nice person but we grew apart..

I think I knew her. We showered together at the YMCA. She was a dancer at Babe's. Seriously, Teo? Is that the reason you're currently surrounded by adoring women? Or that you seem to attract the wrong ones? We've had this conversation before.

Floridatexan wrote:
I think I knew her. We showered together at the YMCA. She was a dancer at Babe's. Seriously, Teo? Is that the reason you're currently surrounded by adoring women? Or that you seem to attract the wrong ones? We've had this conversation before.

I don't remember showering with you Tex or the girl from Babe's but there's been so many I hope you will forgive me....

I found a keeper a month ago and we are doing great together..I dated 6 women though in 3 months to find her....pickens are slim.....

Azadeh wrote:Some women are subs, some are dominant, same with men - some are subs, some are dominant. Not all men are dominant and not all women are submissive.

I think I know who is the dominant one in my marriage... and it ain't me... but she lets me look like I am...

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

I don't remember showering with you Tex or the girl from Babe's but there's been so many I hope you will forgive me....
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Well I'll forgive you but you're gonna have a hard time getting that Milton baptist preacher to do likewise. As I told you in the other thread, when you engage in behaviour like this he says you're going to burn in hell right alongside me.
I'm looking for a good deal on an asbestos suit as we speak. I'll try to pick one up for you too.

Tell her the title of your thread, Teo, and let me know her reaction.

Floridatexan wrote:
Tell her the title of your thread, Teo, and let me know her reaction.

Teo who ?

Azadeh wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I just realized that all my forum associates here are gay....WTH.... What's wrong with the usual way of boinking ? buncha malcontents.

we love you too:)

as far a boinking, the usual way is fine with me, I just want to be the one wearing the strapon.

I'm going to regret responding to this gross thead but why bother being gay if you're going to do that?

Because just cause you're queer doesn't mean you don't like penetration.

Ha! Ha! I cant beleive you answered that

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Floridatexan wrote:
I think I knew her. We showered together at the YMCA. She was a dancer at Babe's. Seriously, Teo? Is that the reason you're currently surrounded by adoring women? Or that you seem to attract the wrong ones? We've had this conversation before.

I don't remember showering with you Tex or the girl from Babe's but there's been so many I hope you will forgive me....

I found a keeper a month ago and we are doing great together..I dated 6 women though in 3 months to find her....pickens are slim.....

You wouldn't be posting on these forums 24/7 if you found a keeper-that's for sure.

Azadeh wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I just realized that all my forum associates here are gay....WTH.... What's wrong with the usual way of boinking ? buncha malcontents.

we love you too:)

as far a boinking, the usual way is fine with me, I just want to be the one wearing the strapon.

I'm going to regret responding to this gross thead but why bother being gay if you're going to do that?

Because just cause you're queer doesn't mean you don't like penetration.

Then why be queer? You just don't like men?

Dreamsglore wrote:

Azadeh wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I just realized that all my forum associates here are gay....WTH.... What's wrong with the usual way of boinking ? buncha malcontents.

we love you too:)

as far a boinking, the usual way is fine with me, I just want to be the one wearing the strapon.

I'm going to regret responding to this gross thead but why bother being gay if you're going to do that?

Because just cause you're queer doesn't mean you don't like penetration.

Then why be queer? You just don't like men?

again, something you dont know nothing about.

being a lesbian isnt all about sex, if that was the case then lesbians could just get a man to eat em out

why are you concerned about it anyway?

Dreamsglore wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Floridatexan wrote:
I think I knew her. We showered together at the YMCA. She was a dancer at Babe's. Seriously, Teo? Is that the reason you're currently surrounded by adoring women? Or that you seem to attract the wrong ones? We've had this conversation before.

I don't remember showering with you Tex or the girl from Babe's but there's been so many I hope you will forgive me....

I found a keeper a month ago and we are doing great together..I dated 6 women though in 3 months to find her....pickens are slim.....

You wouldn't be posting on these forums 24/7 if you found a keeper-that's for sure.

Not true. We had a wonderful lunch at TuDos this afternoon and are taking it slowly. What do you think I am some kind of sex fiend and that's all I want a woman for ? I have no need to explain my relationship. . I am building my relationship first..even an old dog like me can learn a new trick. You women always harp on wanting respect then when you see a guy giving it you ridicule him. So nice and easy does it for me.......

So a man gets the surgery and becomes a woman or vice versa, is that person still considered gay or are they considered straight? Technically speaking they still have the same chromosomes they had at birth so even after the surgery they are still the same gender just with different hardware. If that is the case then a man that gets the surgery is still a man and since he/she is sexually attracted to men then he/she would be gay. I'm sorry I'm rambling, I was just wondering what would be correct.

Chrissy8 wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Azadeh wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I just realized that all my forum associates here are gay....WTH.... What's wrong with the usual way of boinking ? buncha malcontents.

we love you too:)

as far a boinking, the usual way is fine with me, I just want to be the one wearing the strapon.

I'm going to regret responding to this gross thead but why bother being gay if you're going to do that?

Because just cause you're queer doesn't mean you don't like penetration.

Then why be queer? You just don't like men?

again, something you dont know nothing about.

being a lesbian isnt all about sex, if that was the case then lesbians could just get a man to eat em out

why are you concerned about it anyway?

I'm not concerned about it. I happen to have several gay friends but they don't do the strap on stuff.They say that's something else they don't care to indulge in.Ughh! I don't even want to this conversation w/ you.

okay I know what eat em out means but what happened to romance and caring ? Is physical pleasure the purpose of a relationship ? Are we becoming brute animals rutting ? I was a sailor and I have seen it all and done some of it....but I hunger for a sweetheart not a porn star....Oh well long ago and far away.

[quote="Dreamsglore"]

Chrissy8 wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Azadeh wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:I just realized that all my forum associates here are gay....WTH.... What's wrong with the usual way of boinking ? buncha malcontents.

we love you too:)

as far a boinking, the usual way is fine with me, I just want to be the one wearing the strapon.

I'm going to regret responding to this gross thead but why bother being gay if you're going to do that?

Because just cause you're queer doesn't mean you don't like penetration.

Then why be queer? You just don't like men?

again, something you dont know nothing about.

being a lesbian isnt all about sex, if that was the case then lesbians could just get a man to eat em out

why are you concerned about it anyway?

I'm not concerned about it. I happen to have several gay friends but they don't do the strap on stuff.They say that's something else they don't care to indulge in.Ughh! I don't even want to this conversation w/ you.[/quot

your so called gay freinds tell you their personal sexual life. wow!

im willing to bet that your so called several gay freinds are liars. Penis envy is real

I have had WAY MORE than my share of the sexy pool and trust me, sex between two women is vareity.

If you didnt want to have this conversation, you shouldnt have commented.

I have only one comment about a thread about hot lesbian sex.

Carry on!!

Captn Kaoz wrote:I have only one comment about a thread about hot lesbian sex.

Carry on!!

I'll tell you anything you want to know

Any disclosures would be simply for research purposes (LOL). By the way, why don't you all have a meeting and ex-communicate Rosie O'donnell. She ruins my images of women on women.

Captn Kaoz wrote:Any disclosures would be simply for research purposes (LOL). By the way, why don't you all have a meeting and ex-communicate Rosie O'donnell. She ruins my images of women on women.

well up until you just reminded me, I had completly erased her from my mind.

Thanks

Okay, so maybe she doesn't have the hairy chest of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed,

but she is still kinda piggy.

OMG! I thought that top picture was of sadam hussain LOL

Chrissy8 wrote:OMG! I thought that top picture was of sadam hussain LOL

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

Yomama wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:OMG! I thought that top picture was of sadam hussain LOL

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

as ugly and discusting rosey is, i gotta say, she has maybe .0001% better something then him LOL

I'll bet Rosie could hunt truffles real well.