For me, an all you can drink martini festival is like an all you can eat buffet.

I do not have the self-discipline required to do either in moderation.
So I have banned myself from both.

I wonder if the cops are waiting at 4PM for those coming out of the all you can drink martini festival to get behind the wheel.
I think I'll go on down without a ticket to see what happens.

downtown won't become a sleaze fest this was just sleazy today.

sigh.

surfnrg wrote:downtown won't become a sleaze fest this was just sleazy today.

sigh.

I was just kidding about the martini fest. How was it? Did it draw a big crowd? Were the martinis good? I love a good martini.

http://www.pnj.com/article/20121111/NEWS01/311110023/Annual-Martini-Festival-shakes-things-up-in-downtown-Pensacola?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|

I am not sure how much of this swill one could drink. Hope they had a lot of places to puke.

From a sweet potato pie-flavored martini with freshly ground cinnamon to bacon-infused bourbon with maple syrup and hard cider, many martinis were far from traditional at Saturday’s Pensacola Martini Festival.

There were no martinis they were vodka shooters in small plastic shot cups with all sort of nasty flavors.

(a traditional martini is gin btw)

Bob wrote:http://www.pnj.com/article/20121111/NEWS01/311110023/Annual-Martini-Festival-shakes-things-up-in-downtown-Pensacola?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|

Clearly this dude has the ugliest tats I ever saw. he seems to be afflicted with a vile skin disease. I picture dead skin flaking off into the glasses.

surfnrg wrote:There were no martinis they were vodka shooters in small plastic shot cups with all sort of nasty flavors.

(a traditional martini is gin btw)

No martinis at a Pensacola Martini Festival is like no seafood at the Seafood Festival or no crawdads at a Crawfish Festival.
Whoever heard of such a thing. What's next, no rides at the Fair. If I paid all that money to get martinis I'd have demanded a refund.

Yella wrote:

Clearly this dude has the ugliest tats I ever saw. he seems to be afflicted with a vile skin disease. I picture dead skin flaking off into the glasses.

Remember when we got those awesome martinis at Jacos. That barmaid had the prettiest tits I ever saw.
Wait a minute you said tats, those were nice too.

Bob wrote:

Yella wrote:

Clearly this dude has the ugliest tats I ever saw. he seems to be afflicted with a vile skin disease. I picture dead skin flaking off into the glasses.

Remember when we got those awesome martinis at Jacos. That barmaid had the prettiest tits I ever saw.
Wait a minute you said tats, those were nice too.

HAW! HAW~ LOL She did have cool tats and hot tits. YOWP!