Surprise ! two mile wide asteroid will skim earth in next 48 hours....

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/610777/NASA-asteroid-warning-86666-near-miss-planet-Earth-48-hours

Shock as NASA confirms asteroid TWO MILES wide will pass close to Earth in 48 HOURS
A HUGE asteroid measuring almost two miles across will skim past Earth in just 48 HOURS, Nasa has confirmed.

Dammit!

Earth ...crunchy on the outside gooey on the inside....

I'm going to start writing big checks... weee..!!

Question.

If an asteroid collides with Earth and extinguishes all life on the planet,
then how will Jesus "come back"?  There won't be any people left to come back to.