Looks like Jesus ain't coming back!

http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2014/04/25/jesus-not-coming-back-by-the-looks-of-it-admits-vatican-cardinal/

He came back in AD 70....I thought everyone knew that.

I studied with this gentleman for many years and he's spot on....
http://biblicalfulfillment.org/

Cardinal explained Jesus’ broken promise saying that he was probably drinking wine at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs. We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different,” added Cardinal Salvadore.

If somebody had told me yesterday that I would be reading this I woulda told him he was crazy.
A Catholic Cardinal saying Jesus was drunk when he said he was coming back.
Not unlike the shit I say when I'm drunk.  I never realized I was emulating Jesus.  lol

Our own Brother Carl has been on the radio saying jesus could come back at any minute. Brother Carl says the red moons are a sign of it.

He also says that every time our government fails to go along with the Israelis on something, god then punishes us for it with ice storms and floods and tornadoes.

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edited because i ruined the post

Yikes!