I just bought a seersucker jacket

2seaoat wrote:It originally was 110 bucks, and I picked it up for 10 bucks at this huge sale at a retail store.......never had one, and they are flimsy and made mostly out of cotton.  I figure with me getting weaker, and more of a wimp every day, I will need to apply for conceal and carry once I become a card carrying wimp.......and I simply could not pass up how well the seersucker jacket will cover my weapon from all those people who will attack me.  Seaoat, the sick old wimp in a seersucker jacket, with a conceal and carry permit.....can you think of a finer vision.....I may look for a big straw hat, and this is my question for those who are already card carrying members, can I hide a second gun in my straw hat, and do I need to get a second permit to carry a second gun......I am fearful I may run out of bullets once the bad guys see me in that seersucker jacket..........yessireee....I am going sear those suckers with my guns ablaze.

2seaoat wrote:It originally was 110 bucks, and I picked it up for 10 bucks at this huge sale at a retail store.......never had one, and they are flimsy and made mostly out of cotton.  I figure with me getting weaker, and more of a wimp every day, I will need to apply for conceal and carry once I become a card carrying wimp.......and I simply could not pass up how well the seersucker jacket will cover my weapon from all those people who will attack me.  Seaoat, the sick old wimp in a seersucker jacket, with a conceal and carry permit.....can you think of a finer vision.....I may look for a big straw hat, and this is my question for those who are already card carrying members, can I hide a second gun in my straw hat, and do I need to get a second permit to carry a second gun......I am fearful I may run out of bullets once the bad guys see me in that seersucker jacket..........yessireee....I am going sear those suckers with my guns ablaze.

2seaoat wrote:

I could take the spikes out of an old pair of white golf shoes.  Thanks for the fashion tip......but I will need that second gun.

2seaoat wrote:When we were young, I remember my dad and his seer-sucker suits. Of course back then the men wore white shoes with the suits.

I could take the spikes out of an old pair of white golf shoes.  Thanks for the fashion tip......but I will need that second gun.

No, I remember my Grandfather going to church in one in the 1950s, but I really do not see people wearing them.  I tried it on, and damn......it is lightweight and comfortable, and not hot at all......I think before AC folks figured some things out.

2seaoat wrote:You don't need a second gun.

Just hide a hand grenade in your mint julep.

I have a Kevlar flask.......It has been quite the rage.  Folks are putting the flask over their hearts because as a wimp, I fear now that somebody will shoot me in the heart, so you cannot be prepared enough, a Kevlar flask, a handgun under my seersucker jacket, a hand gun under my straw hat, and I am thinking about those white shoes Joan suggested......I can have a customized shell fitted where the spikes screwed in and I can through my big toe blast somebody with 8 spikehole snake shot for a non lethal blow......that is only if the guy is making fun of my shoes, and I fear imminent danger that he will say something about my jacket.  I could not bear it, and therefore I save him from lethal shots from my other two guns.

2seaoat wrote:of course a bright blue bow tie.

I never learned to tie a bow tie.....do they have clip ons........?

2seaoat wrote:It originally was 110 bucks, and I picked it up for 10 bucks at this huge sale at a retail store.......never had one, and they are flimsy and made mostly out of cotton.  I figure with me getting weaker, and more of a wimp every day, I will need to apply for conceal and carry once I become a card carrying wimp.......and I simply could not pass up how well the seersucker jacket will cover my weapon from all those people who will attack me.  Seaoat, the sick old wimp in a seersucker jacket, with a conceal and carry permit.....can you think of a finer vision.....I may look for a big straw hat, and this is my question for those who are already card carrying members, can I hide a second gun in my straw hat, and do I need to get a second permit to carry a second gun......I am fearful I may run out of bullets once the bad guys see me in that seersucker jacket..........yessireee....I am going sear those suckers with my guns ablaze.

2seaoat wrote:It originally was 110 bucks, and I picked it up for 10 bucks at this huge sale at a retail store.......never had one, and they are flimsy and made mostly out of cotton.  I figure with me getting weaker, and more of a wimp every day, I will need to apply for conceal and carry once I become a card carrying wimp.......and I simply could not pass up how well the seersucker jacket will cover my weapon from all those people who will attack me.  Seaoat, the sick old wimp in a seersucker jacket, with a conceal and carry permit.....can you think of a finer vision.....I may look for a big straw hat, and this is my question for those who are already card carrying members, can I hide a second gun in my straw hat, and do I need to get a second permit to carry a second gun......I am fearful I may run out of bullets once the bad guys see me in that seersucker jacket..........yessireee....I am going sear those suckers with my guns ablaze.

2seaoat wrote:You don't need a second gun.

Just hide a hand grenade in your mint julep.

I have a Kevlar flask.......It has been quite the rage.  Folks are putting the flask over their hearts because as a wimp, I fear now that somebody will shoot me in the heart, so you cannot be prepared enough, a Kevlar flask, a handgun under my seersucker jacket, a hand gun under my straw hat, and I am thinking about those white shoes Joan suggested......I can have a customized shell fitted where the spikes screwed in and I can through my big toe blast somebody with 8 spikehole snake shot for a non lethal blow......that is only if the guy is making fun of my shoes, and I fear imminent danger that he will say something about my jacket.  I could not bear it, and therefore I save him from lethal shots from my other two guns.