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1A thread about Gunz.  Empty A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:35 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Gunz was born Ulysses Abercrombie Gunz Jr. in 1972 in Catcheecoochie, OK.
He graduated summa cum loud from Satcheecoochie High and Oral Roberts University with a degree in tv evangelism.
But after graduating he went to work as a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.

2A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:44 pm

Guest


Guest

Damn Gunz, you iz talented. I am in awe. Shocked

I'd have never known.

(Hey, how does Bob know about you? Bob, you holding out?)

3A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:44 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

After getting bored with the vacuum cleaner business, Gunz moved to Kansas to team up with this man and kickstart his evangelism career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs

4A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:46 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

But like me, Gunz didn't have the attention span to watch some old man on a ten minute video. So he went back to pounding the streets with his vacuum cleaners. And that's when he had a vision. More to follow.

5A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:49 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Okay, where were we. Well hell if I know because I've done got addicted to the Fred Phelps videos. Here's one where Fred tells about Jerry Falwell going to hell. Or as Fred calls him, Jerry Fraudwell. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0JjDeye6U&feature=related

6A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:49 pm

no stress

no stress

Ah yes, life is complete. A thread about me....I'm truly honored.

7A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:51 pm

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ButtMan wrote:But like me, Gunz didn't have the attention span to watch some old man on a ten minute video. So he went back to pounding the streets with his vacuum cleaners. And that's when he had a vision. More to follow.

Hey, I don't have the patience to watch long videos either. Along these lines, if someone posts 6 YouTube music videos, I probably won't listen to any of them... (Overwhelmed). Post one GOOD one and I will probably listen.

Just sayin'...

8A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:54 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

And the hits just keep on comin. Benny Hinn drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOPQ9Cxz5So

p.s. to yomama. this is a short one.

9A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 9:59 pm

no stress

no stress

I've got to slow down my reading. I was thinking I was gonna watch Benny Hill drunk...lol

10A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:04 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

And ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the life story of Aloyishus P Gunz, Jr.
Gunzes theme song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00

11A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:08 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

yomama,

this is the video I told you about yesterday.
he lost his sight at one year of age from eye cancer. and the cancer killed him at 41.
But between those two times he learned how to do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acD6Yy_FeDk

no one has ever played an electric guitar on his lap like this before or since.

12A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:17 pm

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ButtMan wrote:yomama,

this is the video I told you about yesterday.
he lost his sight at one year of age from eye cancer. and the cancer killed him at 41.
But between those two times he learned how to do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acD6Yy_FeDk

no one has ever played an electric guitar on his lap like this before or since.

I like the guitar work, Bob. I'll plug it into the stereo and see how it sounds.
-------------------------

Gunz, life will be anticlimactic from now on out, huh? Whatcha going to do now... now that your life has been fulfilled? Damn, I hope you don't get depressed or anything...

13A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:19 pm

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Guest

I can see the headlines now. Depressed fireman shouts his life is over... shoots up fire station... kills 49... goes out in a blaze of automatic gunfire...

14A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:21 pm

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Guest

Bob, you're so full of shit. Lots of people play a guitar on their lap... usually slide guitar.

15A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:22 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

One more. This is a cover of a Bob Dylan song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp239BCUQKU

16A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:28 pm

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Yomama wrote:Bob, you're so full of shit. Lots of people play a guitar on their lap... usually slide guitar.


17A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:39 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Yomama wrote:Bob, you're so full of shit. Lots of people play a guitar on their lap... usually slide guitar.
That's not what I meant, Eric. What's so phenomenal is not only that he's playing a conventional electric guitar on his lap, but that he's fretting it with his hand from over the top of the neck. If you can tell me of any other guitar player who has ever done that then that's when I'll be full of shit. Smile

18A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:40 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Well I shoulda looked at your last post before I posted. Now I'm fulla shit. lol

19A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 10:49 pm

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ButtMan wrote:Well I shoulda looked at your last post before I posted. Now I'm fulla shit. lol

That's okay. We're all a little stinky. Embarassed

20A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/15/2012, 11:13 pm

Yella

Yella

ButtMan wrote:Gunz was born Ulysses Abercrombie Gunz Jr. in 1972 in Catcheecoochie, OK.
He graduated summa cum loud from Satcheecoochie High and Oral Roberts University with a degree in tv evangelism.
But after graduating he went to work as a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.
\
Did he get his start with the Vacuum cleaners from up there in Hoover, Alabame, where ol' Eric is from? And what was J.Edgars connection? Was he in the business before he went to the FBI?
Oh,yeah. Are Oral Roberts and Linda Lovelace still together?

http://warpedinblue,blogspot.com/

21A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/16/2012, 6:15 am

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Yella wrote:
ButtMan wrote:Gunz was born Ulysses Abercrombie Gunz Jr. in 1972 in Catcheecoochie, OK.
He graduated summa cum loud from Satcheecoochie High and Oral Roberts University with a degree in tv evangelism.
But after graduating he went to work as a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.
\
Did he get his start with the Vacuum cleaners from up there in Hoover, Alabame, where ol' Eric is from? And what was J.Edgars connection? Was he in the business before he went to the FBI?
Oh,yeah. Are Oral Roberts and Linda Lovelace still together?

Oral Roberts and Billy Graham died and went to heaven. When they
rang the bell at the pearly gates, St. Peter appeared and said, "We're
full up. You'll have to wait temporarily in hell until we get a
vacancy."
It didn't take long for the devil to speak to God, saying, "You're
going to have to do something about those two. They're causing me all
kinds of trouble."
"What do you mean?" God asked.
"Well, since they've been there, Billy Graham has saved 40,000
souls and Oral Roberts has raised enough money to air condition
the place."

22A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/16/2012, 9:52 am

Yella

Yella

ButtMan wrote:
Yella wrote:
ButtMan wrote:Gunz was born Ulysses Abercrombie Gunz Jr. in 1972 in Catcheecoochie, OK.
He graduated summa cum loud from Satcheecoochie High and Oral Roberts University with a degree in tv evangelism.
But after graduating he went to work as a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.
\
Did he get his start with the Vacuum cleaners from up there in Hoover, Alabame, where ol' Eric is from? And what was J.Edgars connection? Was he in the business before he went to the FBI?
Oh,yeah. Are Oral Roberts and Linda Lovelace still together?

Oral Roberts and Billy Graham died and went to heaven. When they
rang the bell at the pearly gates, St. Peter appeared and said, "We're
full up. You'll have to wait temporarily in hell until we get a
vacancy."
It didn't take long for the devil to speak to God, saying, "You're
going to have to do something about those two. They're causing me all
kinds of trouble."
"What do you mean?" God asked.
"Well, since they've been there, Billy Graham has saved 40,000
souls and Oral Roberts has raised enough money to air condition
the place."

Yukyukyuk

http://warpedinblue,blogspot.com/

23A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/16/2012, 3:57 pm

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ButtMan wrote:
Yomama wrote:Bob, you're so full of shit. Lots of people play a guitar on their lap... usually slide guitar.
That's not what I meant, Eric. What's so phenomenal is not only that he's playing a conventional electric guitar on his lap, but that he's fretting it with his hand from over the top of the neck. If you can tell me of any other guitar player who has ever done that then that's when I'll be full of shit. Smile

Bob remember the "Road House" with Patrick Swayze? Remember the guy playing in the cage to prevent beer bottle from hitting him? That was Jeff Healey who was blind and dies of cancer in 2008, but he player a Fender Stratocaster lying flat on his lap and corded it not with a slide.

24A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/16/2012, 4:08 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Ghost_Rider1 wrote:

Bob remember the "Road House" with Patrick Swayze? Remember the guy playing in the cage to prevent beer bottle from hitting him? That was Jeff Healey
Actually that's how I got interested in him. I watched the movie on tv last week. I'd seen the movie before but this was the first time I really paid attention to the music.

25A thread about Gunz.  Empty Re: A thread about Gunz. 7/16/2012, 4:11 pm

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ButtMan wrote:
Ghost_Rider1 wrote:

Bob remember the "Road House" with Patrick Swayze? Remember the guy playing in the cage to prevent beer bottle from hitting him? That was Jeff Healey
Actually that's how I got interested in him. I watched the movie on tv last week. I'd seen the movie before but this was the first time I really paid attention to the music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJh3KaIKDAw

Sorry, I missed your post about Jeff Healey.

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