Just go to Publix, which used to be Albertson's. Get really excited when you see all the wonderful selection, such as roasted brussel sprouts, V8 Pomeganate juice available nowhere else, mavvvvvvelous-looking salmon, Garclic-herb bread fresh from the bread section.......and more. More, such as a pork roast with baby carrots and fingerling potatoes. Babay swiss cheese and Jewish Rye. Romaine lettuce and fake crab meat. New dressings. Make-up to make me look pretty and stuff to make my blonde hair even MORE blonde and sexy! OH....and don't forget the big pig foot for our dog Buddy. Molly and Mikey get big biscuits. Oh, we had them, too. And cat food;. And dog food.
We had had a long day running all over town, and I was on a roll to get some foods my newly-diabetic husband can eat and drink. I was SO THRILLED with all the cool foods I found for diabetics. (and not the diabetic cookies, either. )
So.....we are at the register, all smiles, when I go to pay for our stash.
"Ma'am.....your card shows insufficient funds.""
"Do it again", I growl. Loudly
No change.
Hubby says, "Try mine, babe....it will pay for it."
"Sir.....your card shows insufficient funds."
We were LIVID.
They asked if we wanted them to hold the groceries. I told them no, put them all back. It will take them at least an hour to find and put away the more rare items we bought.
We argued a bit in the car, then we realized it didn't do any good to argue. We went home, looked at our accounts, and yes, we had enough to pay for the groceries.
We will never, ever, shop at Public's again......but it's fun thinking about them putting all that stuff back.
We had had a long day running all over town, and I was on a roll to get some foods my newly-diabetic husband can eat and drink. I was SO THRILLED with all the cool foods I found for diabetics. (and not the diabetic cookies, either. )
So.....we are at the register, all smiles, when I go to pay for our stash.
"Ma'am.....your card shows insufficient funds.""
"Do it again", I growl. Loudly
No change.
Hubby says, "Try mine, babe....it will pay for it."
"Sir.....your card shows insufficient funds."
We were LIVID.
They asked if we wanted them to hold the groceries. I told them no, put them all back. It will take them at least an hour to find and put away the more rare items we bought.
We argued a bit in the car, then we realized it didn't do any good to argue. We went home, looked at our accounts, and yes, we had enough to pay for the groceries.
We will never, ever, shop at Public's again......but it's fun thinking about them putting all that stuff back.