Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
Q: How many Justices are there on the Florida Supreme Court?
A: No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!
Q. What's the difference between a University of Central Florida sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: Why do Florida State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
A: I-75
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Florida State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Florida's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Florida?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: Did you hear about the Florida Gator fan who tried to blow up the Tennessee team bus?
A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe.
Q: How many Florida State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over University of Florida?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!*****CHUCKLE*****
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