Here's something fun that Trump's cultists just don't get: we don't expect Biden (or anyone else) to be
perfect, just
better. And that's not even a contest. We have two choices to choose from. One of these people is going to be president, we have to pick one. And if they want to depict a choice as worse than Trump, well, they've got their fuckin' work cut out for 'em, and they can save themselves some time by despairing right here and right now, 'cuz, buddy, you and yours are not an acceptable alternative. You had your chance, and you fucked up skyrockets-going-off-spectacular at that. I wouldn't join your fucking team if you were the last one on earth.
Just assume that
aaaaaaaalllllllllll the rotten shit Trump's slavish devotees say about Biden is true. It isn't, o' course -- the shit right-wingers come up with is consistently dishonest and they've proven that again and again and again -- but, just supposin'. Take it all and
double it, even. Even pretend that 90% of it isn't really old shit. Heap on some new shit. Make things up!
Even if you convinced people of all of it -- and conservatives are such known liars at this point that they really don't have a hope of doing that, hell, yesterday even goddamn Limbaugh was bragging on how much conservatives just make shit up and fool their base with it -- you
still don't have something worse than Trump. Not even CLOSE, not even within a thousand country MILES. Hell, Trump makes
DUBYA look competent, and most of the world still hates Dubya. You're really trying to kick water uphill if you're gonna be making a case for Trump or hoping to make his opposition look worse.
Say that Biden plagiarized.
Yeah? Well, Trump's a fucking sociopath who's emboldened neo-Nazis just to solidify his base. Try to fucking top that with me. You can't. Trump's done plagiarism of his own -- https://www.plagiarismtoday.com/2016/03/18/donald-trump-plagiarism-controversy/ -- and so has his that stupid parakeet he has for a wife, but I really don't even fucking
CAAAARRREE about plagiarism as an issue when one of the guys is a Nazi appeaser.
We could actually stop right there, because "and your guy is a Nazi-appeaser" is enough of a deal-sealer for me. But, let's keep going.
Say Biden is creepy with women.
Maybe so. Aaaaand... who's he running against? Why, he's running against Mr. "Grab 'Em By The Pussy" who cheated on his wife with a porn star (among others) and has over 25 rape charges against him, including that of a 13-year old. So, really,
fuck you for even
trying that one considering the alternative you're offering. We got Mr. Kinda-Creepy, y'all's ass got Ted Bundy, a'ight?
Say Biden's "senile."
Well, at best that'd put 'em on even ground, wouldn't it? Because I've
watched Trump. You'll have a long damn way to go before you get anybody to come across as crazier or more unfit for the job than that looneytoon piece of shit. So, again, crash against the rock of the eternal shore and crumble if
that's gonna be your tactic, budreaux. You are fucked from the gate. Your hero wants to fucking inject Clorox, chuckles! He sucks down every wacko conspiracy theory that comes down the pike like a whale sucking up krill. He's an old man who's never gotten out of his terrible twos. Yeah, let's play chicken with the sanity of our candidates, c'mon, I'll do that every day of the week and twice on Thursday, bee-yatch!
Say Biden's son got some business deal due to nepotism, etc.
You
really wanna even
try stacking that against the corruption from Trump's little crime family? Oh, son, believe me, you don't, you really don't. You are
soooooo effed-in-tha-A if you even try to clear the launch pad with that shit.
Now this, this is the really
good one, which our resident pissant, in all his self-unaware ineptitude, just attempted. Brace yourself, because this one's
reaaaaally gigglesome to contemplate:
Say that Biden
tells lies. C'mon, baby, have you
seen Trump's relationship with the truth? I don't think the headcase can tell you the truth about what he ate for breakfast, because it'd give him more of a buzz to make something up. Good luck portraying Biden as the "liar" in this race, flipperhead!
Biden could say "I can flap my arms and fly" and Trump would still be five figure digits worth of whoppers ahead of 'im.
Where else you wanna go? Whatever it is, I guarantee you that, out of the two choices before us, one of which is going to win, Trump will be FAR worse.
Trump has made America look like a country of idiots for even tolerating his childish behavior. Trump has crouched-and-piddled like a servile dog before adversaries like Putin and even Kim Jong Il, who doesn't even have all that many chits to play with! Trump has killed off America's world standing. Trump has destroyed our international trade and shown the world they can work around us -- they've made new trade alliance we've been left out of. Trump's "let's just hope it'll go away" attitude turned what could have been a public health issue into a body count of 100,000 (and that's just in four months) and an economic crisis that may turn into a depression, so... yeah, tell me again how Biden didn't cross all his T's and dot all his I's, you mewling pathetic JOKE.
Nobody thinks they're electing someone who's perfect and flawless. We never have, we never will, it'll never even be an option. But as far as picking the best of the two choices available to us? We ARE, fuckwit, we most definitely are, and you don't even have anything CLOSE to luring us away from it, so give up. You have nothing to offer, and you never have, other than being someone to laugh at and to strive to be nothing like.
Anybody that
anyone has ever elected has been a compromise in one way or another. I'm
very comfortable with the choice to be made, given knowledge of the competing option.