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Gun Rules

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polecat
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1Gun Rules Empty Gun Rules 4/21/2016, 8:13 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

This came to me in email.

RULES:

A -- Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B -- It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C -- Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D -- Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.

E -- Never say "I've got a gun". If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear
should be the safety clicking off.

F -- The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357
magnum is 1400 feet per second.

G -- The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win. A gunfight is a deadly struggle.
There is no such thing as a fair fight, so cheat if necessary.

H -- Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your
own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, ‘cause it will be empty.

I -- If you're in a gun fight: If you're not shooting, you should be loading. If you're not
loading, you should be moving. If you're not moving, you're dead.

J -- In a life and death situation, do something. It may be wrong, but do something!

K -- If you carry a gun, people may call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what
do you have to be paranoid about?

L -- You can say 'stop' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s
head is pretty much a universal language.

M -- Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill. If you end up in
court, yours will be the only testimony.

N -- You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

2Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/21/2016, 8:18 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Oh, one last bonus...

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading".

- Thomas Jefferson

3Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/23/2016, 2:20 pm

polecat

polecat

Problem: 33,000 gun deaths a year
GOP: No action needed

Problem: 0 cases of transgender crimes
GOP: Transgender Bathroom Hysteria. - The Daily Edge

4Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/23/2016, 3:26 pm

knothead

knothead

polecat wrote:Problem: 33,000 gun deaths a year
GOP: No action needed

Problem: 0 cases of transgender crimes
GOP: Transgender Bathroom Hysteria. - The Daily Edge

lol! lol!

5Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/23/2016, 4:41 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

polecat,

Which specific gun control measure(s) would you be in favor of?

6Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/25/2016, 11:28 am

boards of FL

boards of FL

Bob wrote:Oh,  one last bonus...

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading".

- Thomas Jefferson



This is not a Thomas Jefferson quote.

These conservative FWD emails never cease to amaze.  Chalk full of bullshit and nearly always punctuated with a quote that is falsely attributed to a founding father.  This is the case so much more often than not that I generally just assume as a rule that anytime I see a quote being offered by a conservative and attributed to a founding father, it is very unlikely that the founding father father actually coined the phrase.

Looks like the rule holds once again!


In other news...

FWD: SIX REESONZ WHY U SHULD NOT VOTE FOR HILERY!

A: EMAILS!!111

2: BENGHAZI!!111

3: KILMATE SCIENCE IS A MYTH!!!1

5: WWJD1?!?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!

6: KLINTON FOUNDAYSION!!1111

"I never housed my official email on a private domain" - George Washington

7Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/25/2016, 11:47 am

Sal

Sal

boards of FL wrote:

"I never housed my official email on a private domain" - George Washington


Gun Rules Cartoon-Character-Mutley-Laughing

8Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/25/2016, 1:44 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Okay so Tommy Jefferson didn't say it. Regardless, whoever said it made a profound observation about human behavior.

9Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/25/2016, 1:47 pm

Hospital Bob

Hospital Bob

Maybe you'll like this one better...

Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement.
In the end, you ignore everything and click "I Agree".

10Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/26/2016, 9:09 pm

polecat

polecat

Bob wrote:polecat,

Which specific gun control measure(s) would you be in favor of?


Flamethrowers for everyone...

11Gun Rules Empty Re: Gun Rules 4/26/2016, 9:18 pm

RealLindaL



polecat wrote:
Bob wrote:polecat,

Which specific gun control measure(s) would you be in favor of?


Flamethrowers for everyone...

My, that's helpful.  Rolling Eyes

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