New Home Security Plan

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month

Lol... good strategy bob.

I thought it was too lol (unfortunately I can't take credit for it. it was sent to me in email)

Bob that's great!

You did not say anything about the burglar bars..........no self respecting ISIS member would have burglar bars.

Those are to protect us from bob.

Those are to protect us from bob.


That explains the sign in the front yard.....do not feed the animal.

I have burglar bar doors on all three entrances to the house.
They do deter burglary but they have one downside.
Burglar bar doors need to have double deadbolt locks. So that means a key is required to open them from the inside.
Even though I keep a key close to the door needed for emergency exit, if there is smoke in the house I might have to fumble around to find that key to get out. Hopefully before the flames start licking at my butt. lol

Hahaaahahshaah ha ROflmao

Are you marked as a NO GO ZONE on google map?

Very creative and funny at the same time . . . . good job Bob!

2seaoat wrote:You did not say anything about the burglar bars..........no self respecting ISIS member would have burglar bars.

Don't worry about it you should go visit him.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJ89LFheTs

SheWrites wrote:Are you marked as a NO GO ZONE on google map?

heehee