For Sal and all the rest of you liberal Stephen Colbert fans

Notice he's not talking about nuts being only on one side.
He's plainly referring to nuts on both sides.

So tell him he's "fence-sitting" why don't you.  lol



p.s. that actual eagle shrugging his shoulders as a punch line is one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen in a PSA or a commercial.

Colbert......who cares.

Well Sal and others care because they've touted him as being a genius commentator.  But now that he's not happy with the blowhards and nutters on EITHER side,  I guess he becomes irrelevant..  Just another lousy "fence-sitter" like me.  lol

I think you're over thinking this one, Bob.

Or, maybe you're under thinking it.

When you divide a pistachio, the nut is in the middle.

That's you, Bob.



lol

Bob wrote:Well Sal and others care because they've touted him as being a genius commentator.  But now that he's not happy with the blowhards and nutters on EITHER side,  I guess he becomes irrelevant..  Just another lousy "fence-sitter" like me.  lol

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Sal wrote:

When you divide a pistachio, the nut is in the middle.

That's you, Bob.

Well let's see.  And this is just for openers.

I hate debt,  government or otherwise.  I'm a fiscal conservative in every sense of the word.  This is supposed to be a very "conservative" position.

On the other hand,  I flat don't give a shit about abortion.  This is supposed to be very "liberal" position.

So how is it that I'm "in the middle"?  Or that I'm a "fence sitter"?

Or how about this one. I'm staunchly 100% in favor of term limits for Congress.

So what is the position of most democrat and republican Congressman?
The strong consensus among them is to say term limits are evil and would take away your rights to keep your congressman in office for 40 years.

So which is "in the middle" on this one? Me? Or all of those assholes? lol