We will not be assimilated...yet, man beats machine.

http://betabeat.com/2014/03/human-unexpectedly-beats-robot-in-epic-ping-pong-battle/

Good news, humanfolk: we don’t have to prepare ourselves for the inevitable robot apocalypse quite yet, because a ping pong pro beat a super powerful robot at table tennis yesterday

Humans will prolly turn into gelatinous blobs as technology does more and more for us.