Next mandatory recreational usage card.

Everyone gets depressed and to avoid this we're implementing the mandatory recreational usage card.

This new and inventive way of avoiding those psychological problems that can develop in anyone will only cost you $200 a month plus a extra $50 to pay our governmental employees at the local rec centers who ensuring that you spend it as required. This comes with free access to your local rec center of course.

Only 50% of this money can be utilized to eat out at your favorite diner.

The rest must be used on some recreational activity and must be divided evenly between four other activities each and every month. Of course if any of these activities cost you more than the allotted $25 a month you have to pick up the added expense and anything less will incur a $10 fine. Our government employees are watching.

So go out and enjoy your favorite hobby whether it's reading a book, fishing, bowling, gardening, carpentry, sewing, etc... and avoid those debilitating psychological problems. After all your government is now ensuring that you do.

This is for your own good and the mental welfare of the nation.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qay6bjQm48

...So let's get these things a rollin' so we can have... https://pensacoladiscussion.forumotion.com/t9982-next-more-more-more

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f46ulX6uwGc

Floridatexan wrote:

Just attempting to make all your wishes come true darlin'.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU

 

Of course if you supposedly enlightened progressive liberals feel you can't afford it you can always consider getting your first job.

*****SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzUCO7rG0M