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Storage Unit Survival Kits

Basic kit comes with:

1. Sleeping bag...



2. Water pitcher with bowl and sponge...



3. Battery operated lantern (NOTE: Batteries not included)...



4. Phone number to local area 5 gallon water cooler company...



5. Five gallon bucket with hole in seat and a air tight closable lid...



6. One Holy Bible (Alternate religious works available. Call company for details.)...



7. One month supply of MRE's (NOTE: Two meals a day) with phone number to order more (NOTE: This item only available in one month standard supply)...



For more details or more comprehensive SUSK living kits contact SUSK Supply Ltd at...

1-454-537-7875

That's right 1-ILI-KES-SUSK

It's that easy!

So order now and we'll send you the local area phone numbers to the nearest storage units near you!

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UTlqrXzD1E

Let me double chk that phone number

4MY. LIF-SUCK

LIVE OUTSIDE OF A STORAGE UNIT!!!

The deluxe kit comes with a FEMA trailer and phone numbers for finding that mail order bride from another country. (NOTE: Information on how to obtain a green card for the perspective bride to be available with kit.)

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzWOa8loCDI



Sorry Teo! I couldn't resist.

Damaged Eagle wrote:

LIVE OUTSIDE OF A STORAGE UNIT!!!

The deluxe kit comes with a FEMA trailer and phone numbers for finding that mail order bride from another country. (NOTE: Information on how to obtain a green card for the perspective bride to be available with kit.)

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzWOa8loCDI





Sorry Teo! I couldn't resist.

Well that's alright because I live in the deluxe handicap park model FEMA trailer. It's top of the line in government trailers which makes it substandard by most estimates. Having the standard 4 smoke detectors in a 40 ft trailer should be a clue. I am handling the formaldahyde better all the time it only takes a few drops in the morning from my Vicks eye drops to stop the pain and restore my vision. Throat still burns a little but I am adapting. The rash and scabs are itching but I have found baby oil helps a little. I got rid of the rats in the insulation underneath and repaired where they had eaten the electrical wire down to copper.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Damaged Eagle wrote:

LIVE OUTSIDE OF A STORAGE UNIT!!!

The deluxe kit comes with a FEMA trailer and phone numbers for finding that mail order bride from another country. (NOTE: Information on how to obtain a green card for the perspective bride to be available with kit.)

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzWOa8loCDI





Sorry Teo! I couldn't resist.

Well that's alright because I live in the deluxe handicap park model FEMA trailer. It's top of the line in government trailers which makes it substandard by most estimates. Having the standard 4 smoke detectors in a 40 ft trailer should be a clue. I am handling the formaldahyde better all the time it only takes a few drops in the morning from my Vicks eye drops to stop the pain and restore my vision. Throat still burns a little but I am adapting. The rash and scabs are itching but I have found baby oil helps a little. I got rid of the rats in the insulation underneath and repaired where they had eaten the electrical wire down to copper.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btkx7xiCrXU