Oreo Separator Machine--Removes Cream from Cookie Sandwich

ZVUGKTUBM wrote:https://www.youtube.com/user/Oreo?v=pii4G8FkCA4

I don't eat many Oreos, but I like the whole cookie when I do. Apparently, this geek only likes the cookie part, so he invented a robotic machine out of ordinary parts to remove the cream from the cookies.

2seaoat wrote:I'm thinking he did this to get laid. LOL

You are out of your mind.....a woman wants somebody who can lick the cream out of an Oreo cookie.........a real man uses his tongue.....he dosen't need no damn machine.

2seaoat wrote:I am going to get a bit raunchy here.....but heck, everybody went to bed. The guy in this video is a spitting image of a friend from high school. He and a group of other friends invite me to a charity poker game at an Elks club to raise money for local charities. We play for about four hours and my friends announce that we are going over to PT's. I do not know what PT's is and they simply say it is a bar. I walk into the place and I am met by two mob bouncers who weighed 300lbs and stared right through you.....I get in and I can not believe what I am seeing......This is full nudity g string only contact with the customers.......your geek in this video proceeds to sit down and immediately takes his glasses off.......I sit down apprehensively....married with kids....and an Eagle scout.....only to find out why everybody had taken their glasses off.....needless to say after getting a full facial and not being able to see out of my glasses, I realized that I would not be sitting down the rest of the evening. Now the embarrassing part......I am giving my friends some crap about bushwacking me.....I mean that literally, when from across the room people started yelling......hey seaoat.....how you doing........then some more people came in and I will be damned some more hey seaoat......how you doing. It ended up that their were 20 guys from college who all knew me and had a bach party at PTs and every pervert for 60 miles knew me.........I went home and immediately tried to explain what I had been part of, and my wife was pretty cool, but I will tell you this......the guy who is a gentleman at a mob strip club has to keep moving because there is some written code that the girl who gets the guy who walks away from the table to do a private dance in the back room wins a teddy bear.....it was a long night....and one that I will take to my grave.

Sal wrote:

For a post that was previewed as "raunchy", that was decidedly not raunchy.

C'mon, man ....

.... details.

PACEDOG#1 wrote:

Sal wrote:

For a post that was previewed as "raunchy", that was decidedly not raunchy.

C'mon, man ....

.... details.

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