I have a toothless, beer belly, tank top wearing, short short wearing, kerchief wearing confederate flag drunk across the street. I love the guy. He does not like my black neighbor who lives two doors down across the street. In Illinois we just have fewer dumb aszes than the Panhandle which appears to be a magnet for every dumb asz in the nation.......I always got a kick at looking at the cross section of folks who would rent our beach condo in the summers.....Brittney Spears loved coming on over to Destin......it is like Muslims going to the holy city......every numbskull in the old confederacy has to make their journey to Mecca, to celebrate confederate flags, public drunkeness, and finding a lily white paradise where black folk are not welcome. Hell, even the dumbasz lawyers across the nation flock in a mecca like procession to file the most ridiculous law suits in Panhandle federal courts.......yep, my neighbor would in a NY second migrate to Pensacola, because he was in the Navy in Pensacola before he spent 30 years cutting grass at the local golf course and the only thing holding him back is me not packing two cases of beer in my Prius next time we visit. Heck, now you got me thinking........he is ex military.....thinks he is a ladies man......he is toothless so he may pass as a British Tourist, and he hates blacks, I think he belongs on PB........he could work as an umbrella man....yea thats the ticket, heck he might convince a nationwide migration to the panhandle where under the leadership of Trump they can declare independence and start their own nation......of course I would not be welcome, because I got my GED.