Fox News just reported that 300,000 tons of carbon is being produced to hold the climate change meeting

I imagine that includes fueling all the jumbo jets and support vehicles used to carry all these high monkeymucks or I mean heads of state to the meeting.

You know,  I only had to use my brain for 4 minutes to come up with an alternative.  Everybody stays put,  you do the whole conference over the internet and they all could brag about how they're saving so much carbon.

Don't any of these monkeymucks have any imagination at all.

You'd think if they were really concerned they'd just teleconference it.