Rearrange the letters and what do you have ?

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S


A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FINALLY....
FOR THE GRAND FINALE :




PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:
An Arab Backed Imposter

TEOTWAWKI

A EWAK O TWIT

SEAOAT

A WELL ROUNDED HANDSOME INTELLIGENT KIND HUMAN BEING WHO HAS A LITTLE DIFFICULTY WITH SPELLING.

seaoat


teos aa


AA=

1.a proportional shoe width size, narrower than A and wider than AAA.
2.the smallest proportional brassiere cup size.
2. small battery

Good ones.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:SLOT MACHINES:    
When you rearrange the letters:    
CASH LOST IN ME

Amen!  On average about 30% of the cash you put in it.  
And let me tell you,  I did it only two times,  but it was fun to be the one with the keys to the cashbox and not the one putting the money IN them.  
That 30% for doing nothing was the easiest money I ever made.  And contrary to popular myth,  nobody at the time was "bugging" or "rigging" them to pay out less.  By then,  everybody doing it realized all our paying out jackpots resulted in was to stimulate play and that caused the thing to make EVEN more money off the suckers. A lesson that was later learned by the state lottery officials.  lol

and p.s. to seaoat.  That was so long ago that the statute of limitations ran out on it during the Clinton administration.  So don't bother turning me in.  lol

BOB

Forward or backward he still does not know which way to go.

PKR BUM

BK RUMP

Bankrupt Ass ideas

JOANNIMARONI




I a minor ninja

Twit awoke


blue ribbon

2seaoat wrote:BOB

Forward or backward he still does not know which way to go.

That's almost fifty letters and it still doesn't have both "b's" in it.

BOB
BBO
OBB

That's about it. lol

ZVUGKTUBM wrote:Haha.... Try doing 'ZVUGKTUBM'.

Now THAT one's a real challenge. Especially with only two vowels in there and they're both the same one and it aint the one used as much as the other vowels.
That one would even stump that dude who won on Jeopardy about a hundred shows in a row.

SHE WRITES


SITE SHREW (a bad-tempered or aggressively assertive woman.)

OBAMASUCKS

OMU BACKASS

2seaoat wrote:SHE WRITES


SITE SHREW  (a bad-tempered or aggressively assertive woman.)

Not quite, Oats. But that is funny.

Not quite, Oats. But that is funny.


You mean my ouija board was wrong......damn......