isis fighters entering NY have abandoned bridges, tunnels, and rail for row boats.

Homeland security has announced that they are going to begin deploying fishing boats all along the Hudson to try to intercept ISIS fighters sneaking into NY. A representative from California knows of some muslims who were speaking Islam who were on a fishing trip from Jersey who actually landed in NY. Experts are questioning why they would not just drive into NY, but in the current environment of Scardy cats and panty weights homeland security has decided to be safe than sorry and has ordered 1000 bass pro shop boats and has equipped them with the latest fish finders so their time will not be wasted. Butchmeup got up on the Senate Floor and heaped praise on money being spent on a worthy and credible threat.

What is a "panty weight"? Is that a block of lead sewed into underwear? lol

Thank you.....I knew somebody would understand what a panty waist was but a panty weight would need correction......sometimes this is way too much fun.

crickets.

Theses

The meds aee taking a toll?