Sounds like my kind of party

http://main.aol.com/2012/08/20/coley-mitchell-drunk-monkeys_n_1818208.html

He's lucky he is still alive. Chimps are VERY strong and tend to bite the cojones off humans.

Ouch!

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH (below)

Here is what one chimp did to a woman http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/117986/original.jpg

Nash lost both her hands in the attack, as well as her nose, an eyelid, and lips. Doctors removed her eyes due to an infection, and only recently did she learn she'll no longer be able to see.

ghandi wrote:http://main.aol.com/2012/08/20/coley-mitchell-drunk-monkeys_n_1818208.html

This is what COULD have happened.

The dude is in this room full of monkeys who all have a typewriter. He is waiting for one of them to type the Declaration of Independence. They don't wanna. He has a few drinks. He finally says to them that they gotta do it or have no more bananas. They attack him and tear his pants off.

He escapes by mimicking the Tarzan yell.