The most interesting lawyer in the world. Ambulances "chase him". lol

Only one question. Why in fuck would I want a lawyer who's always on the phone returning calls from anyone including wasting the time I'm paying him $300/hour for by returning calls from telemarketers?
I'd rather have a lawyer who's working on my case and letting the secretary waste time on phone calls. lol

Bob wrote:Only one question.  Why in fuck would I want a lawyer who's always on the phone returning calls from anyone including wasting the time I'm paying him $300/hour for by returning calls from telemarketers?  
I'd rather have a lawyer who's working on my case and letting the secretary waste time on phone calls.  lol

I would let you, Biob, and maybe a couple of others work on my case, after all, it only has 24 bottles of coldbeer in it and a lawyer would suck it all up faster than a cat can lick it's ass.

Yella wrote:

I would let you, Biob, and maybe a couple of others work on my case, after all, it only has 24 bottles of coldbeer in it and a lawyer would suck it all up faster than a cat can lick it's ass.

I was at World of Beer one day and watched Aylstock or Overholtz (can't remember which cause they all look alike) suck up beer like he was dying of cancer and beer was the chemotherapy.  And that sucker definitely was not returning any calls that day.

Where is that Weasel-stompin' video that Seaoat posted? It's PERFECT for this guy.

UPDATE 1:15 p.m.: Escambia County Attorney Alison Rogers told commissioners at an agenda conference this morning that litigation was "imminent" as a result of last month's natural gas explosion at the county's Central Booking and Detention Facility.

I figured this would happen. Lawyers are far to hungry to let this go. Yesterday the PNJ reported that so far the county has run up $5,000,000 in charges just housing and feeding the inmates. Seems like a bit too much to me.