What a great country....

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Dreamsglore wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Isn't it? LOL!

salinsky wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Is this cribbed chain email supposed to be less racist because you replaced "black" with "mixed color"? It's not. It just makes you a coward.

salinsky wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Is this cribbed chain email supposed to be less racist because you replaced "black" with "mixed color"? It's not. It just makes you a coward.

salinsky wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Is this cribbed chain email supposed to be less racist because you replaced "black" with "mixed color"? It's not. It just makes you a coward.

Lurch wrote:

salinsky wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Is this cribbed chain email supposed to be less racist because you replaced "black" with "mixed color"? It's not. It just makes you a coward.

The mixed color is still racist..they're not one of us..
http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-welfareblack.htm
I am against welfare for those able to work and I never thought paying people to breed was a good idea.. I'm for abortion too..

Joanimaroni wrote:

Lurch wrote:

salinsky wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Is this cribbed chain email supposed to be less racist because you replaced "black" with "mixed color"? It's not. It just makes you a coward.

The mixed color is still racist..they're not one of us..
http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-welfareblack.htm
I am against welfare for those able to work and I never thought paying people to breed was a good idea.. I'm for abortion too..

One of us? I'm part Hispanic....am I one of us?

Joanimaroni wrote:Sorry to disappoint you but...I did not change a thing nor am I a coward. Do you always label people negatively?

Lurch wrote: I guess that means you can't be a racist then. not.

salinsky wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:Sorry to disappoint you but...I did not change a thing nor am I a coward. Do you always label people negatively?

That chain email has been making the rounds amongst the teabags for months, and it has always been a "black" dog. The chairman of the Virginia GOP was caught forwarding it and had to resign.

If you didn't change it, that just makes you a less original, garden-variety racist. And yes, I always label racists negatively.

riceme wrote:

Lurch wrote: I guess that means you can't be a racist then. not.

Is "mixed race" also racist? It seems like I read that term in the news all the time...

I suppose I could google it, but I'm pretty happy using you as my personal google for the moment, Lurch.

riceme

Lurch wrote:

riceme wrote:

Lurch wrote:

Saying "Mixed race" is bringing race into play.. al and jesse can't be racist either going by those standards. It's only honkies who can do it.

Lurch wrote:
Just saying mixed race isn't racist.. It's all about the context of the post comparing them to being lazy, not knowing their daddy and so on.

Joanimaroni wrote:You have to feel sorry for someone like Salinsky....such a sour-puss.

Joanimaroni wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Isn't it? LOL!

I've been thinking about you....I'm keeping my Doberman grandson. I swim laps in the pool and he runs around the pool, I water the flowers and he tries to catch the water from the sprayer, he helps me empty the dishwasher, and when I cook he his between me and the counter, while on the computer his head is under my arm.... He gently wakes me in the morning with a series of soft barks and groans...he is trying to talk to me.

Floridatexan wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Isn't it? LOL!

I've been thinking about you....I'm keeping my Doberman grandson. I swim laps in the pool and he runs around the pool, I water the flowers and he tries to catch the water from the sprayer, he helps me empty the dishwasher, and when I cook he his between me and the counter, while on the computer his head is under my arm.... He gently wakes me in the morning with a series of soft barks and groans...he is trying to talk to me.

If you have a Doberman grandson, what exactly does that make you? Think hard.

Joanimaroni wrote:

Dreamsglore wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.

Isn't it? LOL!

I've been thinking about you....I'm keeping my Doberman grandson. I swim laps in the pool and he runs around the pool, I water the flowers and he tries to catch the water from the sprayer, he helps me empty the dishwasher, and when I cook he his between me and the counter, while on the computer his head is under my arm.... He gently wakes me in the morning with a series of soft barks and groans...he is trying to talk to me.

Joanimaroni wrote:I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, mixed color, and he has no friggin clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.