Storage Unit Survival Kits
Basic kit comes with:
1. Sleeping bag...
2. Water pitcher with bowl and sponge...
3. Battery operated lantern (NOTE: Batteries not included)...
4. Phone number to local area 5 gallon water cooler company...
5. Five gallon bucket with hole in seat and a air tight closable lid...
6. One Holy Bible (Alternate religious works available. Call company for details.)...
7. One month supply of MRE's (NOTE: Two meals a day) with phone number to order more (NOTE: This item only available in one month standard supply)...
For more details or more comprehensive SUSK living kits contact SUSK Supply Ltd at...
1-454-537-7875
That's right 1-ILI-KES-SUSK
It's that easy!
So order now and we'll send you the local area phone numbers to the nearest storage units near you!
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