Good Morning

I'm bored.

I may start fights with people today, because I'm also a little grumpy and some people have kind of pissed me off. Also because Ive finally come around to admitting to myself that people are fake and evil.

So untill I decide to pick my fights I will just make this my post stupid fucking picture thread.

Ok first pic. There is something completly wrong with this. Only a crack head could of thought of it really.

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Chrissy wrote:I'm bored.

I may start fights with people today, because I'm also a little grumpy and some people have kind of pissed me off. Also because Ive finally come around to admitting to myself that people are fake and evil.

So untill I decide to pick my fights I will just make this my post stupid fucking picture thread.

Ok first pic. There is something completly wrong with this. Only a crack head could of thought of it really.

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Those are without a doubt the coolest shoes I have ever seen.

Yella wrote:

Chrissy wrote:I'm bored.

I may start fights with people today, because I'm also a little grumpy and some people have kind of pissed me off. Also because Ive finally come around to admitting to myself that people are fake and evil.

So untill I decide to pick my fights I will just make this my post stupid fucking picture thread.

Ok first pic. There is something completly wrong with this. Only a crack head could of thought of it really.

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Those are without a doubt the coolest shoes I have ever seen.

For a gangsta crack whore, they are.

Chrissy wrote:I'm bored.

I may start fights with people today, because I'm also a little grumpy and some people have kind of pissed me off. Also because Ive finally come around to admitting to myself that people are fake and evil.

So untill I decide to pick my fights I will just make this my post stupid fucking picture thread.

Ok first pic. There is something completly wrong with this. Only a crack head could of thought of it really.

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Don't you be startin' no fights on my birfday, Chrissy! And you are just now admitting to yourself that people are fake and evil?? That one is a little late coming over the horizon, dollface.

Those ugly-ass shoes remind me of some ridiculous-ass shoes Kim Khardashian was wearing that her new boyfriend (I'm sorry, I don't know what his name is.... he's some @hole rapper) who thinks he's a fashion designer designed.

Oh hey, all I had to Google was "KK wearing hideous shoes" and it popped right up:



Now TELL ME there ain't no similarity!

riceme wrote:

Now TELL ME there ain't no similarity!

Reminds me of a friggin' poodle...

Too bad we can't spank you, Ricey.

Chrissy wrote:I'm bored.

I may start fights with people today, because I'm also a little grumpy and some people have kind of pissed me off. Also because Ive finally come around to admitting to myself that people are fake and evil.

So untill I decide to pick my fights I will just make this my post stupid fucking picture thread.

Ok first pic. There is something completly wrong with this. Only a crack head could of thought of it really.

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Yomama wrote:

Reminds me of a friggin' poodle...

Downright FUGLY, as we used to say in high school, but which is completely applicable here.

I figure I may have pissed you off, but if you call me a turd, I'll call you a turd back. (Reference another thread.)

Turd-------><Turd-------->Turd<-------><Turd------on and on, ad infinitum. We can have a turd fest. Dreams said so.

Anyhow, good morning, fellow bee farmer.....! If I promise to take out low-cost group insurance through WalMart for the bee farm group, will you forgive me for being so rabidly pro-universal health care?

Yomama wrote:Too bad we can't spank you, Ricey.

Ooo ooo ooo! Forty-one spanks would be an awful lot on my lil skinny butt!! OUCHY, Papa!!

PBulldog2 wrote:I figure I may have pissed you off, but if you call me a turd, I'll call you a turd back. (Reference another thread.)

Turd-------><Turd-------->Turd<-------><Turd------on and on, ad infinitum. We can have a turd fest. Dreams said so.

Anyhow, good morning, fellow bee farmer.....! If I promise to take out low-cost group insurance through WalMart for the bee farm group, will you forgive me for being so rabidly pro-universal health care?

What was that you were saying about "having grown?"

Dreamsglore wrote:

PBulldog2 wrote:I figure I may have pissed you off, but if you call me a turd, I'll call you a turd back. (Reference another thread.)

Turd-------><Turd-------->Turd<-------><Turd------on and on, ad infinitum. We can have a turd fest. Dreams said so.

Anyhow, good morning, fellow bee farmer.....! If I promise to take out low-cost group insurance through WalMart for the bee farm group, will you forgive me for being so rabidly pro-universal health care?

What was that you were saying about "having grown?"

Have you no sense of humor? You brought up the subject of turds, not me. I was just having a little fun with "-" signs and little arrows. It took some heavy concentration to get that right.

I am in no way above being downright silly.

You could never piss me off, Chrissy........shock? well, that's another story.


Love on my pup's face and let's all try to embellish what really matters..

Hold on, and email......K?

PBulldog2 wrote:Turd-------><Turd-------->Turd<-------><Turd------on and on, ad infinitum. We can have a turd fest. Dreams said so.

My son Shaun is into photoshopping. I told him it looked like a healthy one...

Yomama wrote:

My son Shaun is into photoshopping. I told him it looked like a healthy one...

FYI:

EE, I don't know if you receive pop-up or mail notifications for Private Messages here, but I just sent you one, and it is of some degree of importance.

Gracias!

Yomama wrote:

PBulldog2 wrote:Turd-------><Turd-------->Turd<-------><Turd------on and on, ad infinitum. We can have a turd fest. Dreams said so.

My son Shaun is into photoshopping. I told him it looked like a healthy one...

Thanks for grossing me out.....who photographs their bowel movements ?

Hey there's an idea for a new photo website.....

PBulldog2 wrote:I figure I may have pissed you off, but if you call me a turd, I'll call you a turd back. (Reference another thread.)

Turd-------><Turd-------->Turd<-------><Turd------on and on, ad infinitum. We can have a turd fest. Dreams said so.

Anyhow, good morning, fellow bee farmer.....! If I promise to take out low-cost group insurance through WalMart for the bee farm group, will you forgive me for being so rabidly pro-universal health care?

You havnt pissed me off. Crap I have always known we disagreed on that. I'm not going to call you a turd or anything else. Heck if nothing else your probay one of the funnest people here. At least you play along on the games. Sure, you throw me a curve ball every now and then and dammit thats ok. Because i toss one every now and then myself

I learned something recently that is disapointing. I will not say what that was. I have a charater flaw of being too honest and trusting. Even when I know better. I'll live.

and riceme those damn shoes are uglier than the crackhead gangsta shoes. omg ew..

Beer, ribs, beer and double vision kitties.



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Chrissy wrote:



You havnt pissed me off. Crap I have always known we disagreed on that. I'm not going to call you a turd or anything else. Heck if nothing else your probay one of the funnest people here. At least you play along on the games. Sure, you throw me a curve ball every now and then and dammit thats ok. Because i toss one every now and then myself

Well, good. I won't have to do any more minuses and arrows. Phewww.....that's very, very good.

Howsomever, I do think Yomama's son came up with a fine poster picture for the upcoming First Annual National Turd-Tossing Festival. I have decided it will be held on the grounds of the Bee Farm on the flower beds, in March of each year. It will last one hour, and we will not sweep up the remains, since only cow turds and chicken turds will be permitted to be tossed. It's either that or schedule the Mullet Toss at the farm, and we all know fish stink.

Please thank your son, Yomama, for contributing to the cause. He shall now be Director of Public Information Development and Dissemination for the bee group. That's D-Pidd for short, in case your son likes rap.
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Seriously, Chrissy, I'm sorry you had a bad revelation. I also tend to be too trusting. One of my staff once told me, "Look.....somebody wrote the word "gullilble" on the ceiling!", and I looked up and asked, "Where?"

True story, no joke. I have never lived that moment down.

It's not a bad way to live. Better that than bitter. Better that than holding a grudge, since the only person that hurts is the grudge-holder.

PBulldog2 wrote:

Chrissy wrote:



You havnt pissed me off. Crap I have always known we disagreed on that. I'm not going to call you a turd or anything else. Heck if nothing else your probay one of the funnest people here. At least you play along on the games. Sure, you throw me a curve ball every now and then and dammit thats ok. Because i toss one every now and then myself

Well, good. I won't have to do any more minuses and arrows. Phewww.....that's very, very good.

Howsomever, I do think Yomama's son came up with a fine poster picture for the upcoming First Annual National Turd-Tossing Festival. I have decided it will be held on the grounds of the Bee Farm on the flower beds, in March of each year. It will last one hour, and we will not sweep up the remains, since only cow turds and chicken turds will be permitted to be tossed. It's either that or schedule the Mullet Toss at the farm, and we all know fish stink.

Please thank your son, Yomama, for contributing to the cause. He shall now be Director of Public Information Development and Dissemination for the bee group. That's D-Pidd for short, in case your son likes rap.
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Seriously, Chrissy, I'm sorry you had a bad revelation. I also tend to be too trusting. One of my staff once told me, "Look.....somebody wrote the word "gullilble" on the ceiling!", and I looked up and asked, "Where?"

True story, no joke. I have never lived that moment down.

It's not a bad way to live. Better that than bitter. Better that than holding a grudge, since the only person that hurts is the grudge-holder.

Oh I have this same damn relvelation every year it seems. Then I pack it back up and go on my merry way back into denial.lol I do think each time I get a stab in the back or find out someone is trying to harm me behind my back it makes me put up a teeny little fence.

and OMG that is one nasty assed turd pic.

I think Id rather have a mullet toss over a turd toss. Can we discuss this?

Chrissy wrote:

PBulldog2 wrote:

Chrissy wrote:



You havnt pissed me off. Crap I have always known we disagreed on that. I'm not going to call you a turd or anything else. Heck if nothing else your probay one of the funnest people here. At least you play along on the games. Sure, you throw me a curve ball every now and then and dammit thats ok. Because i toss one every now and then myself

Well, good. I won't have to do any more minuses and arrows. Phewww.....that's very, very good.

Howsomever, I do think Yomama's son came up with a fine poster picture for the upcoming First Annual National Turd-Tossing Festival. I have decided it will be held on the grounds of the Bee Farm on the flower beds, in March of each year. It will last one hour, and we will not sweep up the remains, since only cow turds and chicken turds will be permitted to be tossed. It's either that or schedule the Mullet Toss at the farm, and we all know fish stink.

Please thank your son, Yomama, for contributing to the cause. He shall now be Director of Public Information Development and Dissemination for the bee group. That's D-Pidd for short, in case your son likes rap.
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Seriously, Chrissy, I'm sorry you had a bad revelation. I also tend to be too trusting. One of my staff once told me, "Look.....somebody wrote the word "gullilble" on the ceiling!", and I looked up and asked, "Where?"

True story, no joke. I have never lived that moment down.

It's not a bad way to live. Better that than bitter. Better that than holding a grudge, since the only person that hurts is the grudge-holder.

Oh I have this same damn relvelation every year it seems. Then I pack it back up and go on my merry way back into denial.lol I do think each time I get a stab in the back or find out someone is trying to harm me behind my back it makes me put up a teeny little fence.

and OMG that is one nasty assed turd pic.

I think Id rather have a mullet toss over a turd toss. Can we discuss this?

No. No discussion, nada.

Dead fish lying all over the garden will stink worse than turds, in my opinion. Since I am The Big Effin' Boss, I do get to made an executive decision or two, and I choose turds over dead, stinky fish.

Besides, we don't have a promotion poster for a dead fish toss, and we already have one for the turd thingy. No sense wasting energy developing yet another promo poster, I always say. Use what you have. Work smarter, not harder. Make highest and best use of the talent available. Anyone who can make a poster of a human riding an enormous turd like P-Didd did is talent we simply must have. Imagine what he can do with our M Effin' Bee! Imagine the possibilities! I am excited by the opportunities!

(I passed my corporate-speak certification class this week, by the way.)

We can buy the turds in bulk, in plastic bags, sterilized and ready to go, from Home Depot or Lowe's. Dead fish are just too iffy. And did I say dead fish stink?

.......and don't let those fences grow into walls, Chrissy.

riceme wrote:

Yomama wrote:

Reminds me of a friggin' poodle...

Downright FUGLY, as we used to say in high school, but which is completely applicable here.

1st I cant fight----my body says NO

I have to agree downright-Fugly--poodle!

I bet I can say worse cuss words than you can. So you go first.

What I wanna know is how you really feel about the human anus. And this time don't hold back.