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Lack of sexual activity. I have the solution for you.
If you dont have a mate or your mate has become a real bummer and not so atractive but more of a nag, this is sure to put that sparkle back in your eye. Or perhaps none of these fit you, maybe you are just a pervert and are in love with everything sexy like me.
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The day before Hurricane Sandy hit New York City I had one main concern: I hope my vagina looks awesome. I was on my way to a female group masturbation workshop where I was going to be “playing the clitar” in front of strangers for approximately five hours. If the world was ending, at least I was leaving with a bang. Multiple bangs if I was lucky.
The leader of the workshop is the legendary 83-year-old sex educator, Betty Dodson. Talking to Betty, it’s impossible to believe she’s an octogenarian. Cursing like a sailor, laughing at her own jokes and telling raunchy stories, she’s like Bette Davis meets Honey Boo Boo. When I asked if she still jerks it she said, “Last month, I had a knockout. I went, ‘Whoa girl, you still got it.’”
http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/11/i-went-to-a-female-masturbation-class.html?test=true
here's the good news for you. You dont have to pay and you dont have to do it in front of a 83 yo that has the taste of a piece of cardboard.
You have me
. I have more experiance in creating orgasms than that entire group put together. 
So what are you waiting for? Its free, safe and most of all its sexy!
<Please note that advertisement on this forum in no way represents the views of the owner and he is held completly free of any orgasms you may or may not have>
But hey, On the bright side. Its not another damn anti gun thread.
If you dont have a mate or your mate has become a real bummer and not so atractive but more of a nag, this is sure to put that sparkle back in your eye. Or perhaps none of these fit you, maybe you are just a pervert and are in love with everything sexy like me.
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The day before Hurricane Sandy hit New York City I had one main concern: I hope my vagina looks awesome. I was on my way to a female group masturbation workshop where I was going to be “playing the clitar” in front of strangers for approximately five hours. If the world was ending, at least I was leaving with a bang. Multiple bangs if I was lucky.
The leader of the workshop is the legendary 83-year-old sex educator, Betty Dodson. Talking to Betty, it’s impossible to believe she’s an octogenarian. Cursing like a sailor, laughing at her own jokes and telling raunchy stories, she’s like Bette Davis meets Honey Boo Boo. When I asked if she still jerks it she said, “Last month, I had a knockout. I went, ‘Whoa girl, you still got it.’”
http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/11/i-went-to-a-female-masturbation-class.html?test=true
here's the good news for you. You dont have to pay and you dont have to do it in front of a 83 yo that has the taste of a piece of cardboard.
You have me
. I have more experiance in creating orgasms than that entire group put together. So what are you waiting for? Its free, safe and most of all its sexy!
<Please note that advertisement on this forum in no way represents the views of the owner and he is held completly free of any orgasms you may or may not have>
But hey, On the bright side. Its not another damn anti gun thread.
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