Alabama Forced To Release Thousands Of Sex Offenders After Inmates Deny Charges

MONTGOMERY, AL—Saying that the state had no choice but to take them at their word, Alabama officials on Tuesday announced that thousands of sex offenders would be released after the inmates firmly denied the charges. “If they said they didn’t do it, then what choice do we have but to let them go?” said Alabama Department of Corrections administrator Clay Buxton, adding that penitentiaries statewide would be interviewing prisoners and releasing them immediately upon receiving their sworn declaration of innocence. “We sometimes ask these individuals not just once but multiple times if they’re guilty of sex crimes, and when they say no, often very emphatically, our hands are pretty much tied.” Buxton emphasized, however, that any inmates who admitted that they did commit a sex crime will remain behind bars and continue to carry out their sentences as originally handed down.




https://www.theonion.com/alabama-forced-to-release-thousands-of-sex-offenders-af-1821015675

Hopefully some will run for public office and become productive members of society.

MAGA!

Makes perfect sense!

Anyway, it doesn't matter what anyone in Alabama does, because it's all forgiven by Jesus.

zsomething wrote:Makes perfect sense!

Anyway, it doesn't matter what anyone in Alabama does, because it's all forgiven by Jesus.  

Yes but will Jesus forgive the children that decide the only way to remain safe is to keep track of where mommy and daddy hide the keys to the gun cabinet? Can these children that are being targeted by Alabama sex fiends be blamed if their only means of self defense is to take matters into their own hands? What kind of a responsible adult would allow an innocent child anywhere near a shit hole state like Alabama? None that I can think of or at least none that should be allowed to exist and create even more misery. Damn all the republican child molesters to hell where they belong. Oh and don't forget kids, keep track of where they hide the keys, your life and well being may depend on it.