I beg your pardon!
(okay, somebody was going to make a joke, I figure it might as well be me)
Seriously, I have a friend with a telescope, with GPS and everything to keep it on track. It usually sells for $800, but she bought it at a sale in Dirt Cheap for... fifty cents. Yep. Crazy. No wonder she haunts that store... Anyway, I bet she'll be setting that thing up this weekend. Good thing it has GPS, because a regular telescope, about the time you find what you want to look at, the rotation of the earth is already moving it out of view.