We went shopping at a big box hardware store called Menards to look for a 40 plus volt two battery lawn mower. Well the on line sale item was out of stock, so we went to another Wisconsin based big box store called farm and fleet, and they had no mowers which met our specs. So we decide to go out to eat. We stop at a Wendy's and get their 4 for $4 special.....a little chicken, good fries, and a small hamburger with a drink. We actually like Wendy fries and it was fun, but I am a frequent Casino visitor and all the casinos have self serve computerized drink dispensers which have like fifty selections. I have had to help old farts for three years since they came out, and there was one of these new drink machines in the Wendys.
Well I could not get off the lawn mower today, and she had to help out of my chair at Wendy's because I have gotten significantly weaker, so I asked her to get me a lemonade......well I watched her be befuddled at the machine smiling as she slowly figured it out. I could not get out of my chair because I am having some real issues with muscle weakness, so when she comes over I do not give her any crap(I rarely miss an opportunity), but when we were about to leave I asked with the special can we get a refill......she says yes and before going to refill my drink she says "YOU WILL BE CONFUSED" using the drink machine I burst out laughing and loudly say.....but but but.....I watched you take three minutes to get the original drinks......she gets piszed.....brings the cup back, and says ok smart guy you find the lemonade. She helps me out of the chair.....press one button, press a second button and pour the lemonade over the existing ice in about five seconds.....she is fuming....how do you know how to use that machine......I explained that Coke spent years developing an intuitive interface for folks with 100 IQ points, and that studies have found that folks below that slow up the line. She is fuming as I am laughing going to the passenger seat of the car......well we are laughing about the crap I gave her and I explained I help little old ladies at the casino get their drinks....when we are pulling into our driveway....."oh chit.....my purse" I had just gave her four hundred cash to buy the lawn mower so she had about eight hundred in her purse. I go into the house and call Wendys and they said the purse had been turned in.....it was a seventy something biker couple on a tricycle.
She calls and tells me she got her purse and offered to pay the couples dinner, but they refused saying we would expect others to do the same if we left our purse......so I have put this note on the front door waiting for her to return..........what will she do when I am gone......
Well I could not get off the lawn mower today, and she had to help out of my chair at Wendy's because I have gotten significantly weaker, so I asked her to get me a lemonade......well I watched her be befuddled at the machine smiling as she slowly figured it out. I could not get out of my chair because I am having some real issues with muscle weakness, so when she comes over I do not give her any crap(I rarely miss an opportunity), but when we were about to leave I asked with the special can we get a refill......she says yes and before going to refill my drink she says "YOU WILL BE CONFUSED" using the drink machine I burst out laughing and loudly say.....but but but.....I watched you take three minutes to get the original drinks......she gets piszed.....brings the cup back, and says ok smart guy you find the lemonade. She helps me out of the chair.....press one button, press a second button and pour the lemonade over the existing ice in about five seconds.....she is fuming....how do you know how to use that machine......I explained that Coke spent years developing an intuitive interface for folks with 100 IQ points, and that studies have found that folks below that slow up the line. She is fuming as I am laughing going to the passenger seat of the car......well we are laughing about the crap I gave her and I explained I help little old ladies at the casino get their drinks....when we are pulling into our driveway....."oh chit.....my purse" I had just gave her four hundred cash to buy the lawn mower so she had about eight hundred in her purse. I go into the house and call Wendys and they said the purse had been turned in.....it was a seventy something biker couple on a tricycle.
She calls and tells me she got her purse and offered to pay the couples dinner, but they refused saying we would expect others to do the same if we left our purse......so I have put this note on the front door waiting for her to return..........what will she do when I am gone......