YOU FARTED IN KROGER YESTERDAY
M4W AGE 31
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body who farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No it wasn't me." You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stink by waving two loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in angry manner. You are beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale I'd love to meet up.
M4W AGE 31
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body who farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No it wasn't me." You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stink by waving two loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in angry manner. You are beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale I'd love to meet up.