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1Missed connections Empty Missed connections 5/12/2016, 3:24 pm

dumpcare



YOU FARTED IN KROGER YESTERDAY

M4W AGE 31

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body who farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No it wasn't me." You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stink by waving two loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in angry manner. You are beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale I'd love to meet up.

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