Note to Self: Weedwhacker Ineffective for Removing Tiger from Stairwell

"I got a call from a friend who asked me to help them get this tiger out of a staircase," said Andy Didorosi, 28, of Detroit. "He asked me if I had a leafblower, and I said I had a weedwhacker, so he told me to bring that. ... I stopped what I was doing, grabbed my tools and hopped in my truck, because, you know, tiger. ...

"I don't know much about tiger logistics, but we were told to be this huge blue tarp monster with the weedwhacker and try to be scary and make loud noises. That just made him angry. You could say he got tiger rage, so we retreated."

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2015/08/17/yes-s-tiger-packard-plant-detroit/31850139/

That was a very well behaved tiger. He could have shredded that guy in a heartbeat. Hell a damned house cat properly provoked is a match for any man...

You have to wonder how some people find the toilet in their home.