Did being a vampire slayer make Abraham Lincoln a better president?

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I've been trying to think of anything Hollywood has ever done that is more bizarre than having Abe Lincoln slaying vampires. And I think I found out what that is today when they chopped off George Bush's head but said they didn't even know it was George Bush's head they were chopping off.

I just wish there was some way to bring Abe back to life in 2012 so he could see himself on a giant screen slaying vampires. I can't imagine what would shock him more, seeing himself slaying vampires, trying to understand what a vampire is, seeing a big screen with a moving picture on it, riding to the theater in a car, or watching Fox News and MSNBC.
As I think about it, he would probably get a little anxious just being inside a theater. Especially if they drove him there in a Ford.

Were the vampires Republicans?

Bigots and fascists for the most part, so in today's terms, yes, card-carrying members of the Republican party.