After seeing this, I don't know why any creationist would be ashamed of being descended from monkeys.

Those goobers are smart.

Bob wrote:Those goobers are smart.

Is that your nephew ?

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Is that your nephew ?

If he is I'm proud to be his uncle.  He's an amazing creature. When I was running coin-operated amusement machines I could have used him as a customer.

I'm proud to be related to all living creatures.  Shouldn't I be?

He even picked Welch's grape juice instead of soda pop. Mayor Bloomberg would be proud of him too. lol

Bob wrote:He even picked Welch's grape juice instead of soda pop.  Mayor Bloomberg would be proud of him too.  lol

I'm not exactly happy to be related to Grubers. That's a whole different animal.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

I'm not exactly happy to be related to Grubers. That's a whole different animal.

I agree.  I would much rather have the monkey as my nephew than I would Gruber.  Gruber would have likely used slugs in that vending machine and in my pinball machines too.  And after he cheated me he woulda called me stupid to add insult to injury.
The monkey might think I'm stupid, but since he can't talk it don't matter.

Maybe somebody will invent a monkey with an echo attached to it.

Monkey fetch me a snickers bar.

Fetch it yourself I'm on my break.

Bob wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Is that your nephew ?

If he is I'm proud to be his uncle.  He's an amazing creature.  When I was running coin-operated amusement machines I could have used him as a customer.

I'm proud to be related to all living creatures.  Shouldn't I be?

If that little sonofabitch was my nephew he would have hunted around and found him a bottle of Miller High Life.

Bob....he is wearing a diaper!

Yella wrote:

If that little sonofabitch was my nephew he would have hunted around and found him a bottle of Miller High Life.

We lost the moderator election by only 5 votes,  yella.  

https://pensacoladiscussion.forumotion.com/t17283-pdf-primary-election

I guess we should have kissed more babies.

Joanimaroni wrote:Bob....he is wearing a diaper!

For some reason it is impossible to "potty train" a primate...other than man. Maybe that's the 1% where we are different.