online hurricane party here

post your pics, post your butt if you want, show us what your drinkin, doin, and tell us what your doing during and before this storm.

it will get me before yall, so what happens to me will be a kind of what is it heads up for yall.

so Im starting my party early as of RIGHT NOW!

I litterly going to get up and dance when I post this

" I dont know whats gonna happen to ya baby, but I do know I love ya.... lets dance, shout and shake our bodies down to the ground!!!!!!!

I will be doing the usual things, no changes here.

Ghost_Rider1 wrote:I will be doing the usual things, no changes here.

what are your usual things?

im gonna take someones advice from here and use a rope to my van which will be stocked, im doing all that just for adrenilin because I love scaring the shit out of my family

Just my day to day routine, nothing more nothing less.

Ghost_Rider1 wrote:Just my day to day routine, nothing more nothing less.

well you guys do have two more days to prepare than me.

Its just going to be a bad storm, and siometimes those can be sexy.................................................................................

My kids threw me a Birthday party today at Texas Roadhouse. At the end I told them we should all get together and do this again in 20 years. My son said I am not sure we can have a séance here...

TEOTWAWKI wrote:My kids threw me a Birthday party today at Texas Roadhouse. At the end I told them we should all get together and do this again in 20 years. My son said I am not sure we can have a séance here...

haha good sense of humor.....

Happy Birthday!

may I sneak under your bed and come out in the middle of the night and give you a present?

Well there may be a crowd under there but just wait till I call your number...

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Well there may be a crowd under there but just wait till I call your number...

I dont wait in line when im under a bed.

Your loss

now if you go reaching down tonight to try and pull me out and you grab something else that is not exactly what you want to wake up to or put your hand on, dont go blamin me

That reminds me ...look at your sink hole..

http://www.examiner.com/article/sinkhole-radiation-15-times-over-limit-residents-urged-to-record-health-signs?CID=examiner_alerts_article

Sucker is highly radioactive also !


Worst nightmare coming true,' says attorney


If the butane in the sinkhole vicinity exploded, it would meet, according to the National Terror Alert, the definition of a dirty bomb.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:That reminds me ...look at your sink hole..

http://www.examiner.com/article/sinkhole-radiation-15-times-over-limit-residents-urged-to-record-health-signs?CID=examiner_alerts_article

Sucker is highly radioactive also !


Worst nightmare coming true,' says attorney


If the butane in the sinkhole vicinity exploded, it would meet, according to the National Terror Alert, the definition of a dirty bomb.

omg i knew that hole was going to be a big deal.

when it gets penetrated, she may blow

Depends on how they handle it. They get in a hurry and don't give it the time it needs yeah it's gonna go.

Chrissy8 wrote:

Ghost_Rider1 wrote:Just my day to day routine, nothing more nothing less.

well you guys do have two more days to prepare than me.

Its just going to be a bad storm, and siometimes those can be sexy.................................................................................

Cat 1 yes, bad no way!

Chrissy I found the guy for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03GM9oPVJB4&feature=relmfu

Well I nearly ripped my arm out of its socket and dug down deep into the reptilian part of my brain to locate and exercise some pretty foul words, but I got the generator going just in case that is big enough to power Vegas. That is the sum total of my plans for now.

Happy Birthday, Teo! Remind your son that you are still of sound enough mind to update your will .

SheSurfs wrote:Well I nearly ripped my arm out of its socket and dug down deep into the reptilian part of my brain to locate and exercise some pretty foul words, but I got the generator going just in case that is big enough to power Vegas. That is the sum total of my plans for now.

Happy Birthday, Teo! Remind your son that you are still of sound enough mind to update your will .

Thank you SheSurfs. My son has given me some of my best laughs and he knows my sense of humor quite well. I am still chuckling over his comment. We have similar thoughts on what is funny that many don't understand. One of our favorite movies is Crimewave which most people don't find funny at all.

Understand, Teo. My distant cousin was killed when run over by a steamroller while riding a bicycle (true story).

30 years later, I still cannot share that horrible account without bursting into laughter.

[quote="TEOTWAWKI"]Chrissy I found the guy for you...


Teo, I found these women fighting over you when I came in tonight.

Little young for me.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Little young for me.

oh come on, did you watch it? You have to watch it? you could hear them screaming, Teo is mine, Teo is mine

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Little young for me.

oh come on, did you watch it? You have to watch it? you could hear them screaming, Teo is mine, Teo is mine

Yeah like ya know I feel for them all bloomered out and not enough Teo to go. Dats just wrong, but my health comes first. Ain't got reason to be spreadin my love potion all over. Got to keep that bottled up, who knows I may get a chance to get down on that Betty White. Hummm I love me some Golden Girl.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Little young for me.

oh come on, did you watch it? You have to watch it? you could hear them screaming, Teo is mine, Teo is mine

Yeah like ya know I feel for them all bloomered out and not enough Teo to go. Dats just wrong, but my health comes first. Ain't got reason to be spreadin my love potion all over. Got to keep that bottled up, who knows I may get a chance to get down on that Betty White. Hummm I love me some Golden Girl.

I dont know about betty. But I might be able to hook you up with Paula dean, she likes to ride meat.

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Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Little young for me.

oh come on, did you watch it? You have to watch it? you could hear them screaming, Teo is mine, Teo is mine

Yeah like ya know I feel for them all bloomered out and not enough Teo to go. Dats just wrong, but my health comes first. Ain't got reason to be spreadin my love potion all over. Got to keep that bottled up, who knows I may get a chance to get down on that Betty White. Hummm I love me some Golden Girl.

I dont know about betty. But I might be able to hook you up with Paula dean, she likes to ride meat.

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WTH ?

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Little young for me.

oh come on, did you watch it? You have to watch it? you could hear them screaming, Teo is mine, Teo is mine

Yeah like ya know I feel for them all bloomered out and not enough Teo to go. Dats just wrong, but my health comes first. Ain't got reason to be spreadin my love potion all over. Got to keep that bottled up, who knows I may get a chance to get down on that Betty White. Hummm I love me some Golden Girl.

I dont know about betty. But I might be able to hook you up with Paula dean, she likes to ride meat.

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WTH ?

I'm lovin picking on you this morning. Dont this make you hungry?

A Paula Dean Restaurant/Buffet is in the Casino at Joliet Il. They have all kinds of her stuff, aprons books, jelly Etc, I guess she is a bigger deal that I thought....