its geting boring out here by the pool, ive lost myself

if I didn't live with such a sexy alien, I think Id go crazy here.

I have discovered the difference between south fl and north fl...TREES

only very rich people have real trees, the rest of use have palm trees  

I swear to god im gonna cause a uproar LOL


  

Im go take shelter for a bit from the HOT sun shooting emps at me

I know you will still love me



They call me Chrissy, Chrissy007

I sweat diamonds that taste like cherry cola