This is the guy that I want to sit behind at a movie theater.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/02/los-angeles-man-beaten-awarded-58-million/2484893/

I can't stand trying to watch a movie while sitting behind someone with a complete head.

bandit, I think you have just written the most bizarre post I have ever seen in an internet discussion forum.
I love this post so much that for me it redeems every crazy thing you've ever posted before this.
Keep up the good work. lol

What a horrible story.

  dang poor mans head is half gone

Yea but take a look at that photo again. Is it just me or does that look like a photoshop? I can't imagine USA Today would put a photoshopped photo on the story. But it sure do look like one.
If it's not then that is the strangest thing I have ever seen outside of the poor woman who had her face eaten off by the chimpanzee.