I was sitting on the dock fishing the other day...

... when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

I looked around & couldn't see anyone.

I thought I was dreaming when

I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'

I looked in the water & there,

floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.

Pick me up then kiss me &

I'll turn into the most beautiful woman

you have ever seen.'

'I'll make sure that all your friends

are envious & jealous because I will be your mistress.'

I looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,

& placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, 'What are you nuts?

Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.'

At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

Bob,

Do you have a fishing license?

A dude walked into a Doctors office with a frog on his head.The Doctor looked at him and said, "Are you aware there is a frog on you head?"
The frog said, "Yeah,it started out as a little lump on my ass."