Be on the lookout for a burnt peanut.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/50508567/ns/local_news-portsmouth_va/

Mr peanut has been seen in the streets of NY.

Please notify authorities if you come close to this nut. as he is salty and dangerous.



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Just when you thought Mr peanut was to be caught in the streets of NY, he has escaped to the streets of chicago.

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This is one fast nut.

Urgent message! It has come to our attention that the escaped Mr peanut has accomplices. If you see any of these peanut heads, please notify authorities right away. As it is possible that you may become as nutty as them if you get to close.




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Due to Mr peanuts affiliations, he has been appointed the mayor of Chicago and has now written a new book...

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He has such high authority that he openly shits in front of everyone and people eat it up, they even smear it on sandwiches.

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Mr peanut has now been seen in pensacola. Please close your blinds and be very quiet. The crunch is on and you could be next!

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Some secret service elephants have been placed in the area to sneak out from behind trees in hopes of capturing him.

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Mr peanut made his way over to the fishhouse where some nice ladies were dining and he tried to show them his nuts... This still photo shows the perp. Please update that the perp is now salt free, wet and still nutty. If your not careful at this point and catch him it could be messy.

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After hearing the news congress came to fetch mr peanut.

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When congress found mr peanut, they had a few questions for the secret service elephants and thats how peanut gate started.

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