1. Obama threatens to make the San Andreas Fault to collapse if he is not reelected.
2. Obama admits he was born planet Neptune.
3. Obama has plans to make Africa the 51st state.
4. Obama is secretly a Sicilian and is in complete charge of the Chicago Mafia.
5. Obama is a Mormon.
6. Obama has secret meetings with Ahmadjinebad to play tiddlywinks.
7. The reason we never sees Bo the dog anymore is because Obama ate him.
8. Obama will take over for David Letterman in his spare time.
9. Obama and Rush Limbaugh plan to marry soon.
2. Obama admits he was born planet Neptune.
3. Obama has plans to make Africa the 51st state.
4. Obama is secretly a Sicilian and is in complete charge of the Chicago Mafia.
5. Obama is a Mormon.
6. Obama has secret meetings with Ahmadjinebad to play tiddlywinks.
7. The reason we never sees Bo the dog anymore is because Obama ate him.
8. Obama will take over for David Letterman in his spare time.
9. Obama and Rush Limbaugh plan to marry soon.